X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

oh he is crying.

'you're a nice guy'

In other words, Saaara has killed it. Sorry kid.

Nicole was given champagne in a bucket. She doesnt need money.

The judges are struggling to find the 'right' words

Is nicole on drugs? Why is she droopy.

Pass the sick bucket she said the same to Jermaine FFS

They pay sherzy in marching powder

Maybe Matt vowed not to shave until he won....

This man does not speak for Bromley!

The brothers both have fluffy faces too

Derxa, the judges need one of those echo chamber things to help them find the right expressions

Matt looks like he cries during sex.

Nicole's whole face looks puffy. That's some bad make-up.

C'mon then let's have a vote

Who to win - none of them are worthy but appease me.

I reckon Matt

Didn't she just have her lips plumped, maybe she had some other work done too.

Whatever did happen to Flour Yeast?

DP reckons Saara so I'll go with Matt :-)

There is still over an hour and a half to go.
How? HOW? Are they going to fill that?

Madness have got time to do a whole concert, with added Little Mix.

Matt looks like he cries during sex

Yes!

Matt crying falsetto during sex! Pass the tenas its gonna be a long night.

dillite I reckon you're right. And writes a meaningful poem about it afterwards.

Raah by showing loads of ads and stupid intro videos.

I bet he does that falsetto during sex too!

Id prefer Saara to win based on talent but since it's manly girls and women who vote it will probably be Matt

#couldntgiveafuck

I don't care who wins but wondering if it will be Matt as females might vote for him? Haven't a clue !

Matt looks like he cries during sex.

dillite!!!!!!!! [FGRIN]

I need some brain bleach. Do not wanna imagine falsetto sex with Matt and his bum fluff getting in my teeth