X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Nicole doesn't appear to be able to see ether. I think her mascara is a bit thick.

I hate this song. It's the dullest Bond theme ever.

WTF has happened to Nicole's eyes?!!!

She's either been on a bender or has eye infection in both eyes because they are closed....

That undercut is more of a half-shave.

What happened to shitsingers eyes? She's looking a bit puffy.

This song is pants when sung by a proper person, Matt singing like he has his willy caught in a zip does not make it better

On a serious note what has happened to Sam a Smith ? Not heard of him in ages ??

Its over to Bromley boy.
He needs to own it, what he needs to own they dont say!

Matt really is a charisma-free zone isn't he? Shame, he seems like a nice lad.

haha nancy

Am bracing myself for the falsetto. I hate it

He was so off key last time. Not that it made much difference.

He's borrowed one of Louis' jackets

Why is he wearing leggings? Is that why he is making those high pitched sounds?

Bromley is going wild.
In the pub without a tv in it.

Wonder how much Nicole got paid for appearing, anyone know?

I'm quite enjoying this

Ouch!

You lot are making me larf too much tonight, might need the tena lady if this carries on ... sorry TMI

Me thinks Shitsinger was out on the piss last night .

Dogs across the land are joining in

There was a rumour Sam was meant to duet with Matt and declined.

The writing is on the wall for you son, oh yes it is.

Nancy you are very funny!

My cat has just fled outside !

Sharon seems to like Matt than she does her own act.

I will be happy if I never hear that bloody falsetto again. H-a-t-e it.

Thank you greater most people call it nasty

I wish Matt would have a shave.