X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Oh bore off Louis

I can't actually remember 1 song Matt has sung, I can't get past the bum fluff

Shirrup Louis. We knew exactly what she was gonna do. She's done it before

Never predictable Louis, it's the same song she did before!

Louis, that was predictable, it was the same as last time!

Louis is going to explode! On stage.

If Nicole is 37 I'll eat my hat !

£8 MILLION!!?? 😱😱😱😱

I could tolerate a lot of Honey G for that much loot.

x post ago-go !

She's not an undiscovered talent though is she? Nor is Matt for that matter there was something about him being in a boy band

I think she is 38 - is that better?

Raahh ! Lol

Why has Scowl started wearing glasses ? He should have gone to spec savers before agreeing to this drivel !

Empress I think she's 38

Someone take the gin bottle away from Mrs O

Bring on the waterworks, that'll get you votes.

Raah that's ok then phew thought she looked a tad older than 37 !!!

He's had flu, it's probably affected his contacts. It was reported he might not be at the final show.

Empress - shame on you!!!

Give her a bigger gin bottle

That undercut of hers seems to be getting bigger and bigger, she might need that plait before the night's out!

The Finns are so cute looking!

OH has a hangover - that performance did nothing to make him feel better

For all I care, they can crown Pete off the street the winner tonight. It will be just as exciting.

Rylan not indulging anyone. I love his style.
Nic looks tired

Shitsinger is shitfaced