X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Just finding Saaaaara annoying tonight Roussette? You must have a very high tolerance level!
Really can't find the will to give a shit who wins

Raahh, they are too butch for christmas in aus,
Nah, we just drink Fosters and the sheilas do the barbie

They have BBQ xmas food in Aus, the whole lot of them are all kinds of wrong ( I should know I'm married to one)

Sad really that Matt and Saara singing with Kylie will prob be the highlight of their career...

nancy

I'm stone cold sober that's why haha

80s nancy- that's the problem then- Kylie hasn't a scooby what should go on a Christmas album .

Duets, off the scale? What scale is that Dermot? The scale of shittest most disappointing duets ever seen on telly maybe?

So, reckon Mattery will do Sam Smith

Not sure about Saaaaraaa

Don't they both do the winners song before we find out who won?

I think Saaaaaara is doing Bjork again

Dermie knows its shit. But 8 million is a huge incentive to talk drivel for a few hours.

True, I'd big up honey g for 8 mil

Dermot got paid 8 MILLION????

< faints >

nancy- it's usual for all the final acts to do a version of the winner's song. Including 5AM.

Then they can mime it sing it now.

We all would. I would make her sound like the second coming for a fraction of that.

I bloody HATE this song arghhhhh

This is why I don't like her. She wasn't bein herself. She was ripping off someone else. Bjork did it first- and better- 20 years ago. And the staging rips off Gwen Stefani.

I can't believe Dermmie gets £8million. No wonder he's got that big bulge where his wallet is!

People who describe themselves as quirky are always the most staid and sensible people you can find.

Me too roussette even DP is ugh-ing.

Bjork did it first & Bjork did it better

If Matt does Sam Smith, he is a fool. It was a terrible version of a very dull song.

And we already know that Matt is dull

Does anyone honestly think this is good? It's all about the animals and lights, this is awful.

I didn't like it the first time. Or the second.