X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Crowd is booing

Rousette 😂. Yes. Somewhere there's a photo of Simon dressed in Sinitta's palm fronds and bikini.

Simon once has a group called Zig and Zag

they got to number one.

Just sayin'

I have muted the TV while DSis and I slag off critique Honey G with the sound off.

Oh FUCK OFF.

People are sort of booing.

I am so pre-ordering her first single. I will be first in the queue!

It's a bloody good job I'm not in the audience

I would be running on stage shouting fix

Noel, I'm WHEEZING. Wheezing and vomiting.

We have 20 more minutes of this shitshow left?

Bit I think it's worse. Little Si (eric) is his and HoneyG's love child

Cos it's Harrow and Wealdstone?

I have had to change channels. She is the main reason I didn't watch this year. Wagner, Johnny and even Jedward were better than this.

Raahh, he did with the zig n zag thing and the teenage mutant turtle song too.
And Sinitta.
He has his fingers everywhere!

I was expecting her to announce at the end that it had all been a hoax.

I hate the way Ruth jones goes 'yes' to wine in the tesco ad. Winds me up for no reason at all.
She used to be good too

Why is simon letting her release same time as the winner ?! They don't normally do that do they ? Thought it was a 3 month ban

For ages I thought the Lidl turkey woman was Dame Lesley Garrett

Because he knows whoever wins is not going to shift mega units.

'shifting mega units' is music biz speak.

It looks like Dermott has been told to wear his jacket to the side to cover up his crotch.

Plus he knows Honey G will shift moderate amounts of unit right now but all public interest in her will have died within a month.

I hate this man based simply on the fact that he calls himself The Weekend

I have no idea who that is.

Lily, she has things on Si, big things.
She must have. It will come out one day.

The weekend? Its getting worse.

I think he's called The Weeknd.

Groovier spelling you see.