X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

God no, I'm not voting.

Me talking to DP at 5AM after sharing a litre of vodka is genuinely more entertaining than 5AM, honestly.

Are they going to have HoneyG perform?

Johnny is up there with Wagner and his bongos.

Back in the day, eh?

Agree Dermie's suit isn't quite sitting right.

Honey g is a special guest? Bloody hell just when you thought they couldn't go any lower

Destiny

Don't be ridiculous

They are giving air time to Honey G? I didn't vote for this.

Oh God she's like a bad smell, still lingering...!

Oh Christ. The headline spot goes to Honey G.

That says everything about the calibre of this year's acts.

Oh dear.

How on earth can you still talk after a litre of vodka Bit? I would be comatose!

Err why?

oh bloody hell

This is a farce

Desperation or what

Why should she get her own spot. I think she has something on Si. It's either sing on the finals show or leave £50K in used notes in a brown envelope somewhere

Why is Honey G 'performing'

Yes, Adam fronts Queen. He isnt bad.

What next? This is like if Wagner replaced Beyoncé when Alexandra Burke won.

Seriously if she does 'My Neck, My Back' I'm outta here

They have either a) really run out of money

or b) Honey G has serious stuff on Simon he doesn't want making public.

Just goes to show someone was pushing this woman . They are gonna get their money's worth from this stupid idea .

Ha ha ha, now she's doing her own material

I came on this thread for the very same reason..She was voted off !!!!!!!

ffs

They have saved millions on not having any good acts.
Its an austerity x factor.

If this was BBC I would be writing a very strong letter of complaint to get my licence fee back!

I'm old and out of it - but can someone tell me why Harrow is known as Weazey??