X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

He is really shit.
I think the audience has gone home.

The best thing about this is the fireworks and even they are pretty lame

Based on this performance, I will not even google him to find out a bit more about him.

This is shit. Can we vote him off?

I think we can all agree, the Halcyon Days are over

He isnt wowing them at the back.
What is he singing?
Mumble, mumble

I actually know this song cos my daughter used to play it all the time. (Now I don't feel so old )

DH and I simultaneously chorusing

Wtf is he saying?

He's going out with one of those Hadid model sisters.

And those are the only two facts I know about Mr Weeknd.

But I have no idea what he's saying!

The audience looked drugged.
' ..let us go home, please'
Er, no. Uncle si wants you to stay..

More ads....

THe second song is called star boy so I would imagine he is saying that at least part of the time

I still can't get over Dermies shit suit.............

Angel , by mugged off!
..

I went for a wee- hi did more than one song?

Love the Weekend , he's a mother fcking starboy

Dillite, he mumbled through a number.
Then buggered off

Dillite, the first bit was one song and then it was another song but if you hadn't heard them before you would think it was 1 song, it's all squeaky mummbly bollox

Are they throwing one off tonight?

Its a Nana!

Rylan was not indulging The Nan.

I still haven't watched any of this, we're on the boxing now which DS wanted to watch and now he's fucked off somewhere I find The Weekend quite boring, I liked his 50 Shades of Grey Song and that's about it.

She obviously doesn't think he is going to get through

I am quite enjoying casualty now...