X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

I'd spit in the eye of everyone who's been involved with this series.

nancy I think so.

I like Adam. I just wish they weren't doing this song. I hate this song. Apart from the Balamory pastiche of it.

Out of the park!

Its a 70 /80s fest.
In a smog.

Where he go?

I think Adam Lambert won American X Factor? Possibly.

God this is a bit Phoenix Nights.

I hope that piano is reinforced.

I think they go to the same barbers

That didn't flow too well, but still shit all over the 5am shower

He came second in american Idol at some point, and was in a series of Glee. He's actually pretty good.

Dermott, FFS! That's another 11 stone, at least.

No, he didnt win American factor.
Phoenix nights, ! Bring out the Brian

That was rubbish. All three duets really poor.

Why couldn't the judges comment on Saaara?

Is this it for the singing? ( I use the word loosely obvs)

Mind you, that's not the worst abuse of musical instruments I've ever witnessed on X Factor.

I think Saara has to win. I have totally forgotton 5AM.

Was worth watching Adam Lambert tonight .

That's a strong piano to hold up those two, Dermott and little Dermott.

That suit of Dermie's isnt good.

I miss Johnny Robinson. A true X Factor great.

So is anyone actually voting?

Saara needs to win this farce.

I think Adam was second in American Idol ,rather than X factor. He's had a good career though. I think he now fronts Queen when they tour. Possibly.