The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Karren's pouty lips just make her look like she is constantly smelling a really sour fart.

Oooohhhh shitty bum bums

What a win

Crying in the boardroom . No Frances

I am finding it so hard to believe that they sold 2 boats!

Ha ken

Frances is like a little pixie

Hmm I don't don't find Karen endearing but I think she is quite attractive. Claude though is very attractive

Haha at the canape

Alanas facewhen the announced the loss!

She looked like my dog when she did a wee somewhere she shouldn't

It has to be Karthik that goes surely

How can Gronia and the other one can be blamed for failed sales, if their clients failed credit check?

Karren has spent her money well on looks improving investment. I would do the same!!

Please don't say karthik is going! Get rid of the deadwood. Bye bye Simon

That was quite a difference in takings between the 2 teams!

The others had a bloody cover (canape) , Grainne and Courtney were in the rain .

alana looks, erm, disgusted honest.

I don't usually watch this but I am mesmerised by the team leaders eyebrows, they are awesome!!!

Silver fox tried hard bless him

Alana is so bloody negative

Ooohhh shit

Ooh. Double firing?

That was quick! Why did he fire Karthick so quickly? I missed it.

Bye karthick and eyebrows!!

Yep Josephine it's a double!!

Me too what on earth happened there?

You're fired will be epic tonight