The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

I quite fancy Claude

That has to be the saddest trade show on earth.

Which one is Dylan Noel ?

My opinions now differ with you witch

Karen clearly emulating Nick's soor lemon face there

Dylan=silver fox

Not cool Dylan not cool

Silver Fox Irish guy witch, though I might have his name wrong

Oh to have the equivalent of a house deposit to spend on a boat

What the hell is Sofianne doing? Does he think he's posing for Playboy?

Oh him. Hmm not sure about Dylan

Mymother Do you not find him a little tiny weeny bit attractive??!!

Wow that boat comes with a canapé!

Did she really just say canape?

Bear in mind I'm a few minutes behind!

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Yes, she said canapé.

Witch no I think I'm the only person in the world who finds Karen's sour lemon lips to be quite sultry and endearing #teamkaren

Evidently I'm not minutes behind, DP must've skipped to live viewing.

Still with the "canape"

I want a canapé

Karren's pouty lips just make her look like she is constantly smelling a really sour fart.

He wanted £59.99 for 2 of those robes

What does Samuel do???

Samuel does fuck all.

Just give us the figures!!