The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Rambutan is a hairy lychee. My daughter loves them.

I wouldn't have a clue what any of the things were. Totally uncultured!

Why don't you do it then, you nasty dickhead?

Evening all, I love this task, remember the year of trufflegate, that was great

I love it too ellen

Alana is hilarious

Bahahaha supermarket fail Blondie

They haven't thought of visiting an African shop for that soap? Surely that would be the first place to look?

black soup soap :o

tbh I would have just gone to a 24h supermarket...

So one clever bod thinks Morroco is in turkey

Also blondie should have put herself up for pm, she was warned last week to up her game.

tbf turkish stores are a treasure trowe(sp?)

Well, I have known someone who thought that Morocco was in South Africa, so I guess not knowing where it is is quite common.

I'm loving the areal shots.
they are stunning.

Is it my imagination or is Karren far more snide and patronising than in other years?

Time for Blondie to go

No, not just your impression Roker

Fuck you and your spa. Just let them sleep!

Time for a double firing?

Karren looks like she is permanently sucking on a lemon.
Blonde and simpering alana to go with Paul the bully too

Rebecca at this point just looks like an easy prey for everyone to feast on.

Rebecca will go. No doubt about it.

Correct shenanagins

I don't think Rebecca deserved to be fired this time, but I can see why she was fired.

She really should have put herself forward as PM.

She had trousers on in her scarf of shame, and a dress in the boardroom.