The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

I think that I have seen most of them by now. NO idea who is who though.

Karthick seems to think he's bloody Scorsese.

This is going to be a shambles

I'm calling no winner again today-these are both rubbish.

No one is on the same page, I could never work with any of them, none of them listen, very frustrating.

alana looks shocked and disgusted most of the time. as if the guys smell bad

Think you could be right Purpledaises

I think the light up gilets are a good idea, but I can't help my inner devil voice saying that if you really are 'too vain' to wear a hi viz, then you deserve to get run over

I think that is the right spelling, isn't it?

Yes, gilet is right.

I quite like both the products-it's the campaigns that are shot.

Joining this thread just to say that ellen. Gillet isn't even a word afaik! Embarrassing.

Yes! One L

That looks painful.

Oh I'm getting my cringe on

God they're bloody useless

Who does Karthick think he is? He seems to think that he's the one running the show.

Is this like the advertising campaign, where Sugar picks the team with the campaign he likes the best to be the winners?

Did they really just say that the more you buy, it does not affect the discount that you get?

This is so cringy,!

Samuel is definitely going if they lose.

Why don't they just have one person presenting, and the same discount applies no matter how many or how few you buy

Now I know feck all about business, but I would have thought the more you buy, the bigger the discount.

I'm not sure Josephine, but can't see him liking anything tonight

Now I know feck all about business, but I would have thought the more you buy, the bigger the discount.

That's exactly right. These clowns clearly don't know anything about actual business.

Fat Mark Wright is a goner.