The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Oh NO please don't try for more money, I'm getting my cringe on already

Suck It & Sea? How very Carry On Camping .

Poundland Sean Ward looks very pissed already.

Am I going nuts - is the black guy new? Don't remember him in previous episodes!

Are they all selling at below cost or just slightly over?

Neither do I, but then there are always new ones popping up once some start being fired.

CHEESUS ON THE FUCKING BIKE! How goddamn incompetent can these guys be?

I have been fooled before too when someone has just been really quiet and then suddenly come to the fore later on!

Botox forehead buy will so be in the firing line- he keeps ignoring everyone.

Don't get salt and vinegar fudge at all? And if you are ever going to sell it maybe try fish n chip shops?

What is his problem?! Stropping around like a child. After all his 'I want to be close to you' at the beginning. Tut.

Alanna's anxious expression really reminds me of someone and I can't think who it is

How can there even be a winner this year when all of them are this utterly incompetent?

By the way- where is everyone tonight?

Irish Posh Spice is pretty lippy all of a sudden

As is Poundland Shane Ward. Mind he's always a whiny whinger

There was no strategy or retail price.

Sausage guy will get fired if that team lose.

He's a goner.

Alana won't last, she's a nervous wreck!

Hilarious how they keep shouting 'suck it!'

Sausage boy is so going tonight.

The better team did win.

What a spectacularly shit prize.

I think that Poundland Sean Ward could be on the firing line as well- as he never said a word other than huff and puff and throw a strop.

Sausage boy looks like 'Tim nice but dim' from harry Enfield