The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Jessica was nice to Alana when she wobbled though.

Surprised only one went

Looks like next week is going to be another explosive one.

Who's up for you're fired?

What a bloody bunch!

Yes, I liked that. Showed some empathy. I actually think Alana isn't that bad, I'm waiting for short dark haired girl to show her true colours

Looks like next week is going to be another explosive one.

Who's up for you're fired?

I was expecting them all to be fired TBH.

Fuck it! I had Natalie in the office sweepstake. £2 down the drain

I'm up for You're Fired!

I'll miss next week's one as I'm away but will watch it on catch up

Anyone see Oliver doing DinnerDate on itvBe earlier

You you should have laid your bet all!

Christ it's Nina Myskow

Was there nuclear sun in Scotland? She looks deep fried on You're fired.

She's like loves like word like so like much like.

This lot seem so unprofessional compared to previous years. Natalie is AWFUL so far on the Fired show. Every second word is "like " and I can't understand half of what she is saying. I feel like this show is going the same way as Big Brother and is full of Wannabes rather than serious competitors now

This will be very rude... but she comes across as thick

What did she say that made everyone clap?

She does indeed Rousette

She does indeed Rousette

we have put the subtitles on

I agree with you Roussette, I don't think she really follows what's going on

Watched this series for the first time today, it was absolutely horrific. One woman having a live nervous breakdown, illiterate pitches, failings in basic time management etc.

It is television but it is also meant to be about business. It was a slow motion car crash, showing the worst attributes of entrepreneurship.

Such a shame this is getting more and more dumbed down. Won't be watching again.

She seems 2 minutes behind and doesn't get the irony or humour of You're Fired !

She just has no idea as to what's happening, has she?

This is sooooo painful! She is dim