The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Rebecca is like a little Jodie Foster, I keep expecting her to call him Dr Lecter

Natalie comes across as a bit dim... she didn't know what a strapline was... thought it was a strap!

So were there any orders placed?

Sean Ward is also a cunt.

No nothing! Ooh Lord S is a bit angry...

I like the box/tube

Do my eyes deceive me, TWO Caffs of Shame?

Yes, there are two Caffs of shame! Wonder how often they use the other one?

I read somewhere that something happens tonight that's never happened before...

I wouldn't like to cross Natalie, she's two 'boo-shats' away from knocking someone's head odd

can you imagine the panic of the production team 'oh shit we need another cafe'

*off

Monobrow just will not let others speak!

Monobrow is beyond irritating, I feel like punching him ooops

Everyone keeps swearing tonight

Natalie is sooooo going!

Last week she sold a vase for £20 that was worth £300, this week... well ... nothing...

I recently had a phone conversation with someone who sounds the same as Natalie. I think I signed up to fostering a herd of wild elephants as I had not a fucking clue as to what he was saying.

Alana is a goner.

I've never seen anything like this lot!? Wtfs up with them?

Alana looks poorly tbh

Alana's make up is awful
Natalie looks like Sanielle from TOWIE but ... angry
Jessica just needs to calm the fuck down!

Monobrow is a cunt
Dicky bow is an arrogant arse
I like fat Mark Wright

Natalie & Monobrow should both go

Natalie strops out!

Danielle from TOWIE*

I like fat Mark Wright too... he just seems sooooooo much mature than the rest