The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Those ads look terrible!

Oh yes, Noel!

Claude's wetting himself

Monobrow thinks he's hot shit, doesn't he?

WTF are those stupid sounds?

Monobrow is disruptive and not a team player and he's bloody rude!

He's awful! How can he expect people to listen to him when he's this aggressive?

Wonder how much it cost them to be able to use that song?

What a pillock.

The girls are so bitchy

Fat Mark Wright seems to have a problem with understanding things that aren't corporate soundbites.

In business presentations, would you usually have several people speaking?

Again, shouldn't laugh

He said fuck!!! Hahaaa brilliant

Fucking hell, they are even worse than the girls!

I didn't think they could be worse, but yes!

The more I see and hear of Dylan, the more I think Louis Walsh and Jedward had a baby

Noel !!!

I bet they keep monobrow and Dylan in - they make good telly!

Well, at least he owned up to the pitch not going well.

They are very watchable I agree!

Once again Jessica's speech was taken over by someone else.

Alexandra is a massive bitch.

Jessica talks sooooo quickly, it's like the duracell bunny!

Dear god this is just painful to watch

Hipsters would buy those jeans for £100 in that box.