The Apprentice 2016

[Dillite2]

It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

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God, I find the Apprentice so horrible - but I still watch it.

The girls always do badly at first, it's so embarrassing.

It's on tonight at 9, don't forget (I am mostly commenting as a place mark as the thread has disappeared from my I'm on list)

Me too dillite, lots disappeared off mine and then came back with some old ones and different colours for op and me.

Looking forward to tonight

I'm in!

Drumroll...................

It's all to do with designing jeans tonight.... should be a horror show!

I bet those jeans will be all over Topshop by Christmas.

Annoying guy with plucked eyebrows surely will be project mgr tonight... he's fashion...

They are opening curtains before they got dressed? Can you imagine looking out of the window and there's a hairy asscrack staring at you from the window across?

And like fuck can they get all suited and booted in 20mins! And do ironing as well.

Hahaha... Rebecca voting for herself as PM! Daft girl

Itchy bums? They want to name jeans ITCHY BUMS?????

Karren's pouting is pissing me off.

Yes, it's very put on

Monobrow needs to have a fist put in his mouth.

" I can't be interrupted on my thought process"

Nor can I

Hilarious!

Jessica is so out of her depth.

I'm cringing!!!!!

Shouldn't laugh

The little one (name forgotten ) is such a backstabber

He's complaining about having no information when he didn't even bother to ask them what's happening?

Dylan is a complete twonk!!

I know the one you mean witch and I totally agree! Said that about her last week!

That fashion guy so thought he pulled that model.

I just can't stop looking at Fat Mark Wright. It's uncanny