Hello, all. I've been off MN for a looong time now, but decided to give it another go.
Another Neighbours addict here - despite how appalling it is 
I have no religious persuasion in RL, but what the hell are the writers doing with Paige and Jack?!?!?! Even I'm getting mildly offended at the way she's behaving - trying to teeeeease him away from the church is a bonkers way to deal with the storyline, and is offensive on so many levels. And her suddenly taking an interest in going to church? Is he THAT stupid that he doesn't see what she's up to?
The mint-eating snake guy - I don't get it - Steph was there when he got rid of one of the snakes, wasn't she? So how come she doesn't know/recognise him?
Brad - what a prat. He turns my stomach, yet essentially is a handsome, attractive man - amazing how being a total drip of a character makes him so physically unattractive.
Xanthe - I think they're (so far) dealing with the assault storyline well. At first I thought Ellie was going to disbelieve her - which I guess she sort of did - but no, it has shown nicely how adults in a position of trust/authority should be taking these things seriously, and looking into it all, despite how "out of character" it was for the boy. PS What actually did
happen? I assume it he forced himself on her, but she managed to get away?
And Madison - OMG, there is nothing I can say that would convey how much I hate her. The last time I felt like this was when Kate was still alive.