Neighbours Thread - Brad's children are delightful, aren't they?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

So nice to see his sensitivity and emotional maturity has been passed on to the next generation.

Therese and Gary have to be the most improbable couple ever

Do we assume that Madison is the next singing sensation? It's bad enough that I'm having to fast forward through Paige the trollop's scenes, soon we'll have Madison cabareting in The Waterhole won't we?

Meanwhile, I am enjoying Ellie. She seems very real - not all bad or all good, and I love her minxiness.

I'm totally confused, who on earth is the crazy snake catcher who is presumably the one releasing them and why?

I'm confused about the snake man too. If he knew someone on the street and was out to get them, wouldn't he be more discrete? Maybe he's been hired?

I reckon he's just a henchman. Do you think who ever it is is really after Sonya? I reckon it's for someone else or Toadie. Maybe Steph or Mark? Maybe Elly's trying to off her so he doesn't feel the need to give her random payouts anymore? Maybe an actual actress who was up for the part of Madison and lost out to the cardboard cut out?

I think I know who the snake man is (saw something on Instagram). Shall I say?

Yes!

Or tell us where to find it!

Tell us!

Tell!

Tell!

Please tell

After today's episode I'm assuming the Paige/Jack thing is a red herring - they showed Paige saying she knew him, I'm guessing its just in his capacity as snake-catcher. I think he's one of Belinda's ex-patients who found out about her & Steph & got jealous. Am I right Mushy?

Oh, and love "Paige the Trollop", walking! I will call her that from now on. PTT for short!

Ok I found this for a stalker spoiler. It's an FB page. Post was yesterday and has a video but not sure how it's edited if its correct or misleading
spoiler

Oh no! reading further down the page, Madison sings at the waterhole... looks like lots more annoying singing coming up...

Can't wait...

Sorry all, forgot I posted that. Feel bad that I kept you all hanging in suspense
Apparently the snake guy has been hired by Belinda.

Brad and Lauren. Yuck. Where's the sick bucket?

I'm reeling at the logic that produces the storyline that Belinda wants to get her own back on Steph so arranges for poisonous snakes to be released to bite random people in the street. It's getting so silly that I'm expecting to see the snake catcher sitting with a photo of Steph and showing it to the snake saying 'no silly, it's this one you were supposed to bite'

I loved the sinister mint eating today! He must be a baddie, look, he's eating mints!

And of course the mysterious confession must be about Paige, everything always is...

Just needed to say that I LOVE Xanthe! By far the best character there has been in Neighbs since Naomi left. I really hope they treat whatever has happened to her with the appropriate gravitas

What's happened so far in the Xanthe storyline? DH reckons that the long haired boy hasn't done anything apart from being a bit intense with the rehearsal requests, I thought he'd kissed her against her will, but I don't know if I did see that or just thought it.

(I'm half way through todays)

He locked the hotel room door, stopped her leaving & moved towards her. It being daytime TV, the rest was implied! Didn't he say something to her today about her being a woman now but still behaving like a girl? I may have misheard, I was only half watching.