GAME OF THRONES S6 E7 - SPOILERS AND FAN THEORY DISCUSSION WARNING 2AM SHOWING ONWARDS

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THIS THREAD IS FOR THE EPISODE TITLED THE BROKEN MAN

FIRST UK SHOWING 2AM 6/6/16

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AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE WHO ASK IF SANSA IS MARRIED TO TYRION OR RAMSEY??

WE SAY CANCEL THE CHEQUE THAT'S PROBABLY RELEVANT THIS WEEK!!!

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT SPOILERS??

WE SAY NOT TODAY!!!!!!!

Sooo if Arya has a good memory, she might have recognised the face...

This Arya storyline bugs me like no other, I just can't work it out! Hurry up next Monday.

Great, think there might be a collection from the postbox up the road at 5.30 xx

Ignore!!

Apparently Lily Allen was offered the role of Theon's sister. But turned it down due to this meaning she'd be fondled by her real life brother.

No idea how much truth there is in that, especially as Lily Allen isn't actually an actress.

I heard that MakingJudy
Apparently Lily had said it, then someone asked Alfie (Theon) and he said it's a load of bollocks and she was chatting shit... So who knows

There was also talk of Keith Allen as Balon Greyjoy at one point.

Oh, God, could you imagine? The whole Allen clan... They could've asked Sam Smith as well as the maybe/maybe not cousin...

Not sure who Sam Smith is (the whiny singer?), but how are we not sure if he is a cousin? I love good gossip even about people I do not know.

Yep the whiny singer! Apparently him and Lily Allen have declared they're third cousins or something.
Again, when Alfie Allen was asked about it, he said it's bollocks.
Or even if they are thord cousins they never knew it before, so who really gives a crap now.
Or something like that...

Thank you.

I made a thing! I would love Lady Lyanna Mormont to be my daughter, but I already have one like her and two in one place would be a bit too much to...bear

Sansa: you are named after my aunt, a great beauty, I can see that you also...
Lyanna: cut the bullshit, what do you want.

Captain I like it, and can understand somebody using that face. What i cant understand though is the theory that Arya would pose as The Waif and vice versa. Why would The Waif ever be dressed as Arya? Reddit theory sounds more plausible. Arghhhh. It's too confusing.

Oh, we've also taken to singing 'greyjoy! Yara greyjoy, yara greyjoy, yara greyjoy! To the theme song over the opening credits. She's a tiny bit cruel to theon, but I admire her elan.

I'm also considering adopting excusing myself from annoying conversations with 'as its my last night on shore, I'm going to go fuck the tits off this one'

...might not be overly appropriate in every circumstance.

I love Yara's protectiveness of her baby brother, even if she reserves the right to take the piss. I have a horrible suspicion that she's going to die to leave Theon utterly exposed (see also Mycroft Holmes in season 4 of Sherlock).

Yeah no idea why Waif would be Arya or vice versa.

But could Jaqen be using Arya's face? This is my fave theory at the moment.

I loved her 'you've had a rough couple of years' to poor old Theon, understatement of the series Tough love from Yara!

I can't help liking her though. I wonder what she and Dany will make of each other?

I am on a proper Season 2 marathon, done nothing else all day. Am up to Ygret (how do you spell her name?) She was great. I'd forgotten why I liked Jon Snow but this is bringing it all back. And Tywin was such a great baddie!

I like Yara a lot. I'm not clear on what she and Theon really have to offer Dany? Do they have a lot of ships?

Arya has become so skilled and sneaky. Now I want to see her regain her drive and passion and true identity. And I so want to see her reunited with the remnants of her family!

Captain I have to agree.
Snape Jaime in chain mail is just one of my crushes. Apologies for a none Lyanna Mormont style question, but who else is hotter than the Lord of Light? I've had insomnia so realise this post may be madder than Cersei....

Jon (obvs) but with Tyrion's wit
Jaime ( has the wit but can be a tit)
Ramsey (all of the above -sausagegate!)
Jorah (with Richard E Grant's personality)
Theon and his bad uncle
Robb (but dull)
Dornish guy who The Mountain pummelled (Martell?)
The Hound (in armour, minus dog helmet)
Mance.....
Benjen season 1

Bronn (not sure about make up)
Khal Drogo (as above)
Gendry (as above? Seems to have lots of Fake Bake on. He was paler in Skins which Gilly was also in.

Basically most men in the seven kingdoms minus Baelish Varys Dany's twat brother and Jaquen (not sure if human?) but if he started with that a girl is crap I'd have to batter him with The Waif's staff....

Laser Ygret was cool but really annoyed me with that line she kept saying to Jon...

Oh yes. She hasn't started saying it yet. That did drive me bonkers.

The You Know Nothing is straight from the books though so I was always a bit Awwww when she said it. And it's so awww that their cave sex led to real life love.

I like it even more that when they did Comic Relief and he sang to her they were on a break and then got together again after that.

That Lily Allen thing is def a load of bollocks. Yara is a major character who needs a strong actress - no way are they going to give the part to a singer with no acting experience just because her real-life brother is playing the character's brother.

The cynic in me says that the Ygritte actress's and Kit Harrington's background and class had a lot more to do with getting together than the cave scene.

This is what ASOIAF does to you, I must have lost my faith in true love.

Yep, one grew up in a castle and the other is heir to a baronetcy. Nothing in common there!