IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

With the best will in the world fancy no, I really don't. Have just got DS into bed. Need some food, now.

But helen, I had such plans for when you're next booked into the Penthouse Suite

My word, that interview with Luca was criiiiiiiiiiiiinge, I gave up after they turned the camera on the wenches women.

Had lovely mini meet-up yesterday/today with Ali (sadly not on thread much any more, I think). I stayed over after workprojectday, then we pottered around and had nice visit to localNationalTrustproperty. Then the trains home were up the spout .

Met MiniAli1and2, MA2 was dressed in red, white and blue for primary school party for the Queen's Birthday. He offered to show me his white pants, I politely declined. Sadly I can't remember the last time I got an offer to see someone's pants

Sounds lovely cinn and I'm properly ROFLing @ the pants offer

OMFG I am outraged, OUTRAGED wenches at the travesty I have just witnessed on the tv - MaccyFuckingDs using 'What Do I Get' by the Buzzcocks in their current ad .

What has punk come to FFS?

Sleep well Badderz. Sounds a lovely meet up Cinn. 😊 at the pants.

Can we add to the job description double entendres? We do like to slip one in when we can.

Am at Fancy's outrage.

Anyway, Aramis is waiting at the chateau complete with BSoS.

Night wenches x

My word, Graham Norton's couch is full of wonderfully tall men tonight.

Jeff Goldblum - still got it, definitely something about him
Liam Hemsworth - niiiiiiiice
Dwayne Johnson - seems like a jolly nice chap

Ooh, yes, double-entendres a-gogo. At work yesterday, some of the projectworkers were setting stuff up, and I was checking what I was doing later in the day. One of them called across the workspace, "We've set one [item] up over there and one over there. Are you sure you don't need one up the back?". I snorted quite loudly. They were outraged

Lovely mini-meet Cinn, and LOL at the pants

Have to say, am very much enjoying Versailles, and we need a new thread - any volunteers? I'm off for the hayloft...

But I like to be polite, so I'll leave some pretty on the way out. (Look at the thighs Fancy - that might distract you from the outrage of your shattered memories

letus - you really should be head of the double entendres dept.

Fine work too cinn, how are you supposed to get through the day without a little immature humour FFS?

helen that really is a very distracting pic - such inviting spreadage. And suggestive hand placement. Or is that just me?

Just me then

00.07. Just seen a trailer for ep2. Prime time promo

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

I we a new thread is afoot - I have no idea what you have all been up to...... But I have been dealing with floods. - crushed children. (They survived to live another day ) and way too much FAF with DOG on the tv .... Hope you are all well xx

fancy - ever get the feeling youve been cheated?

^ That goes for Buzzcocks and promo btw.

Hello tart! Hope house is ok?

tart btw, since you were last here, there has been a veritable flood of new members to team dog...

Morning wenches.

Dart that sounds awful . I hope you're all as okay as can be.

Cinn 😊 at one up back

Not sure about that role Fancy when the DE flow in from everywhere ☺️

Going back to Graham Norton last night, Nicola Adams came on later. She is amazing and I love her.

SEXMAS DAY!!!!!!!!!

Dart ❤️
Hope things are ok now x

Morning all.

I am working. I am also re-watching Ep1 again. I am trying not to get too excited about tonight in case anyone famous and important dies between now and then.

KLAXON KLAXON KLAXON
TB's Complete Shakespeare Walk thingy appear to be online. Haven't watched it yet since said re-watch is going on on the TV and I'm working on my laptop - which means I'm using the screen on my latop for work, not wenching. Or I will be once I've sent this post. Ah, you know what I mean.

laters... (next time there's a good bit that catches my attention....)

Oh dear - the Abbot is depending on God's Love... unless that comes with a Kevlar vest I rather fear he's going to go to experience said love rather sooner than he anticipated.

Aw... Aramis getting small children dressed. "Never mind your shoes..." Aramis fails at Parenting101:Dressing your child for the great outdoors

Look: I need to be writing reports. Or marking. Not googling amusing Musketeer memes.

I'm thinking that in this new era of peer and self assessment, it would be good for the kids to write their own reports, no?

Morning wenches

Good grief tart that all sounds bit awful, how are things now?

Don't be shy about your talents letus - when it comes to smut you are a consisitently high level performer! And yes to Nicola Adams, she really is fab, and rather lovely. I may watch the repeat just to see her.

Enjoy your rewatch helen

Helen that bit with the Abbot and him depending on God to protect reminded me of Dog's line to the priest in S1 "oh I do hope he's good with a sword"

Only - I think that's an excellent idea re marking. And a mesmerising gif.

I do madame

Would've been much more amusing had McD's used this one