IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

I saw that thread mouse - I think they were put off by the torture and horrible stuff in ep1 so they gave up. Which is a shame cos ep 2 was good, honest...

helen - no one really hot, due to the errol flynn moustaches, girly hair and pointy shoes with bows on. Hard to get past that tbh.

However I am predicting a slow-burning and satisfyingly romantic / passionate storyline between louis and the lady doctor.

apes Im glad you said that cos I know someone who could do much better too...

bleach get tae fuck from the aramis rota welcome! Muskefans are always appreciated here. So is your name as in peroxide, or domestos, or...?

I kind of dare not post HAPPY SEXMAS EVE cos I dont want to tempt fate, yknow?

Sorry, fancy not helen.

So do we have a link to Luke yet?

Can't believe I forgot about Luke!! Was at home too could have watched!!

It'll be on catch-up TV tomorrow if not on YouTube yet.

Oh shit, I meant to watch Luke as well in the sad hope that maybe Tom would join him to make up for non-appearance on Monday and forgot.

Hello Bleach.

Wenches, form a protective circle around Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, anyone who's death might potentially cancel sexmas.

Afternoon
I'm running in & then out again, was out & so missed Luca, will catch up on YouTube later or wait for a techy wench to post a link

Welcome bleach. Aramis eh? Good luck with that. Not really. BACK OFF!!!! There just isn't enough to go round. You'll just have to join the rest of us with minimal rota rights in choosing another Santi incarnation - first come first served on a daily basis

Oh, someone's put it on YouTube already!

Look at that short hair

That's a no more Musketeers haircut. Unless he's wearing a wig as D'Artagnan...

It's almost as painful as it will be when Kit Harington cuts his hair once GoT finishes.

Was anyone else about the whole opening gambit of "So, foreign looking person, were you born in this country? Where are your parents from?" WTAF was that about? If they were trying to establish he's British they could have introduced him as "Up and coming British born actor..." etc. Not made it sound like he was being interrogated by Customs, or screened by his racist potential in-laws!

OnlyBoy It was all his own hair by S2 (there were some extensions in S1)

I thought KH had cut his hair as part of the whole 'JonSnowIsDeadHonestGuv' subterfuge (then grew it back, obvs)?

Long hair, short hair, I still would

woof - of course you would.

Schoooooooooool (club) Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun)...

laters.

Helen One of my favourite pastimes is to wind up people who ask where I'm from. "Where are you from?" - "Birmingham", "but where are your parents from?" "ohhh....London" "But where are your people from?" "Birmingham" Very childish of me.

I kinda prefer Dog with the short hair. But long or short, it always looks lovely. I'm quite jealous.

Helen - part of the problem was that Kit Harington didn't cut his hair after Jon Snow was "killed", even though he is known to hate it long. It caused great excitement in the meeja - here and even in The Guardian

He is usually politely baffled by the attention his hair attracts...

Long haired Kit, short haired Kit, I STILL would

His hair looks alright to me too tbh

Well that was a typically cringey revealing interview. Bootcamp, really. And you all got on brilliantly? You don't say...

Yy re suspect "and where are you from then" line of questioning. dont get me started on ds's semi-racist karate instructor

Poor Luke, so cringey

Well done littleBaddersesses

Oh and TFIF, I'm so fucking tired. Pimms, here I come

I did like the little segue to the women in the audience. When Eamon went all "if we could turn the camera around" I instantly thought "How the actual fuck did the wenches all get there?"

Watching Come Dine With Me, UK. Much more fun than the Swedish version

Ugh
Loooooong day
Am knackered wenches
Welcome newbies such a good Job you aren't team Athos
Very busy weekend as its ds1s b day meal and his football awards night
Have a good weekend my lovers
Oh, and ITS SEXMAS EVE!!

Evening wenches. Hello bleach.

I don't think I want to watch that interview from the way you've described it . Sounds like the time Morten Harket was on the dreadful Loose Women programme. He wanted to talk about music, they didn't. He looked most disgruntled.

I am knackered. Pass me a Pimms please Wicked for me to have after I've been to DS1's sportingactivity. Thanks.

Here you go Letus

Ooh, is there wine?

I have had a rubbish day at work: one of those days where the fact that I work with "special snowflake" colleague who must not be put under too much stress (never mind the fact that the rest of us plod on as normal with a quick cry in the loo when it gets too much) really gets to me.

I think I actually used every single one of these expressions in the past couple of days.

I can't even feel lustful, I'm so depressed. I'd just like to sit in a tavern and get absolutely pissed with Athos, after which he would lug me home and put me to bed to sleep.