IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

I sense a very drunken evening in the tav tonight!

Evening LetUs The interview was fine if you can ignore the cringeworthy interviewers and the lack of anything of interest being said. i.e. if you like Dog, just watch it and blank out the interviewers, otherwise don't bother.

Afternoon (again)

Long hair, short hair, I still would - spoken like a wench woof

He does look fiiinnne in that clip.

And yes helen, that was a strange line of questionning

OnlyBoy here's some to get you started then. plus

OnlyBoy - do you work for the same company as me? Sounds awfully familiar. Have some too.

Thanks for the Pimms Wicked,

I'll join you in a onlyboy, am somewhat knackered too - had a meeting/interview about a possible job opportunity this morning, then out early afternoon, back home, usual Friday afternoon random teens at house (thankfully less than usual) and have now just packed off DC to their dad's

At one workplace it was the normal thing to be crying in the loo so when I had a cold and was snirfing because of snot a colleague asked what haf happened, she just assumed I was upset

Is it too early for alcohol?

No badders Cheers!

I luffs you LetUs will you marry me?

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ScaredyCat is so dim at times - she's staring winsomely at me through a set of closed french windows. There is another set of fully open ones about 6 feet away that she can see are open FFS It's a good job she's cute

That's not dim Fancy, it's devious. She is a cat and you will obey.

You're more than welcome Helen but my heart belongs to at least 12 men and their various incarnations where applicable another.

Wicked - it's crap to think there's so many workplaces like that. Have another Pimms.

LetUsCat would do similar. Open the door for me, I don't feel like using the cat flap

Right I am off out with DS1. Have a drink waiting for me please x

Cats eh? Add that to Inconvenient Cat this morning - look, I've puked up everywhere - the decapitated mouse didn't agree with me. I'm HUNGRY! Feed me NOW! Our cats have us well and truly trained.

I didn't open the door for her & she eventually worked it out

Now FancyCat is a different story - if she weren't so lazy (even by cat standards) she'd be dangerous - a real evil genius. I think of her as a potential Bond villain, sitting in her evil-villain-fake-volcano-lair stroking a mini Blofeld

They do helen, good job they look beautiful & can turn on the charm bit like Aramis really

I love you all

Can we all leave our jobs and set up a company somewhere which somehow means we get paid shedloads to talk about gorgeous men and gaze at pics of them?

My friend sent me this. It says what needs to be said, I feel.

I think we should onlyboy, I feel I'm very well qualified for such a role. Can I also add talking bollocks (nlt & ylt) and unnecessary swearing to my job description?

Wench kibbutz
Sounds good

My role should also involve sleeping and long hot baths without anyone pestering me - unless it's whichever HBF takes my fancy Athos demanding my attention for - well, just about anything tbh

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Talking bollocks.
Unnecessary swearing.
Sleeping.
Long hot baths.
Gazing at/talking about/shagging gorgeous men.
Drinking wine.
Eating chocolate.

Anything else?

Only...
I am an amateur of Olympic standard in ALL those disciplines!

Sounds good to me Only

Fuck it
I'm off to bed

Don't you want me pestering you in the bath helen?