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Other one massive!

What was that about Jackie's parents coming into the house?? What were they like?

Shilpa, awful, horrible stuck up woman. Must go. Leo, slimy, up himself, childish. Must go.

Didn't watch last night. Fill me in!

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Also I am convonced that Lauren is going in soon >

Couldn't agree more about Silpa Aitch- she's the victim of utterly unpleasant bullying and hypocrisy and has been very dignified in the face of it. Well, admittedly she didn't look wildly dignified with the bleach on, but her behaviour has been.

I'm back! Had a wedding to go to yesterday (how inconsiderate of people to get married whilst bb is on!). Missed last nights so I need filling in. When did Shilpa wear bleach? And what was that about Jack's hand wiggling/squirting??????? Did I miss a good episode?

ps someone offered me a line of coke last night - at a wedding! Is this normal????? I was bloody shocked to say the least and dh was so stroppy we went left not long after! I think I lead a sheltered life...

Davina likes Shilpa.

Well, she was asking the crowd why they were saying "Shilpa out".

i didnt watch last night, the jack having a wankey woo was friday night and he made a mess on the quilt, jade was not impressed.

pmsl

All shilpa has done is react to the hostility that has come her way. No, she doesnt walk around grinning inanely, her sense of humour is different to the hyena laughing, Heat frequenters- She comes from an effing different culture - But that doesnt make her manipulative. She was lovely to jades g.parents, has apologised countless times even when she was in the right and has maintained dignity in the face of emotional and verbal abuse.

Re the facial bleach, so what if she immerses herself in a bucket of whitewash, what is the issue? Should she hide in the bathroom for the required 20 mins. They'd slag her off for being secretive and fake. As far as I'm concerned, the sooner she utilises her skills as a karate black belt and bitchslaps Jaded, Dannismell and the immense jaw that is Jo, the better.

RTKangamummy, how is she 'horrible'. Come on I'll take on the lot of yer.

I don't think it was on the show - jack hand jigging - it was on LIVE FEED that I saw it and heard it

She wore the bleach on reg show but the sound was editied a bit

Never been offered coke of the granular variety rather than bubbly kind

Did you go HM?

I don't care about the bleaching really - I was explaining what had happened

It is 10 mins she left it on for rather than 20 btw

Just watch and listen to Shilpa and you will see what I mean

btw they were all in bed together last night

I agree that sex wannabe and Jo are awful too

I am sure Lauren is going in soon

hand jiggling, thats very polite kanga

The reason Shilpa gets on my tits is all the sighs and raised eyebrow expressions she pulls behind peoples backs. She also tried to turn every situation around so it's about her.

i dont want lauren to go in, i saw his/her documentary when he was changing to her and shes very vulerable and a bit of a strange peronality so im sure she'll be bullied.

ilike shipla by the way

Did you see CBBLB?

Carol reckoned she/he was going in as well and said she was evil

I agree ledodgy

def didnt come across as evil in the documentary. i dont like watching them be bullied. i think jo is awful

It's true that Indian women are seen as more as attractive if they are paler, same goes for Oriental women. DH's ex was half indian and whenever she went to visit rellys she was harrassed for being so beautiful. (She looks very Indian but quite pale and is a very pretty lady - obviously I am better tho! Ha ha ha!) I suppose it's just as bizarre how us westerners want to fry in the sun to look darker and there are so many tanning products available. Different strokes for different folks... I'm just gutted I didn't see her with a kind of bleach beard thing on - I look like that every night at the minute with sudocrem dotted on my spotty face!(It's period time) Gorgeous!

Lauren who??

Lauren who?

Shilpa is really being bullied by Jade, Danielle and, to an extent, Jo - is awful to watch, they should all be ashamed of themselves.

can't remember the sirname

the boy turned lady with blonde hair

who was on wogan as a child prodgergy with antiqures dressed like lord fontaroy

Kanga, I'd never been offered it before and it took 3 offers for me to realise what he was talking about! - am I bit paranoid I look like a cokehead now! Me and DH went home shortly after, with DH muttering 'and you think someone's really nice and then they go and say that'. He's very intolerent of such things. I had had a really good day til that point. Oh well, at least tonight I can curl up with my cup of tea and biscuits and watch bb. That's much better.

here is her website

Blimey GM

Ledodgy, if i had those 4 twunts on my back 24/7 there'd be alot more than 'sighs and raised eyebrow expressions' being pulled behind backs. Try sharp knives and flying kicks to the head. My lord they never give her a break. They even managed to slag her off for cooking for them, Danielle bitching over the use of onions, i mean they're not snails or hot chillies.

RTKM thanks for the advice to 'watch and listen' to the TV. Youre right it's much better than sitting in front of it with the sound down and my eyes shut, like i normally do. Also whats a 'prodgergy'? Is it like a dimella?

pmsl at the photo of Lauren - does the whole freaking world have a myspace page? I am crossing everything that she doesn't go in, she scares the hell out of me (and did all those years ago as a fuzzy haired antiques expert).

I'm not fussed on them either btw but she was pulling those faces long before the bullying/bitching started.

She IS an actress though!

Ledodgy no she wasn't. She looked embarrassed by Jackieeeuuww's 'sheepa shoopa. oh i dunno' boll**ks. The bullying then commenced.