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Other one massive!

What was that about Jackie's parents coming into the house?? What were they like?

Shilpa, awful, horrible stuck up woman. Must go. Leo, slimy, up himself, childish. Must go.

Didn't watch last night. Fill me in!

They should send Nikki back in from the last big brother.
She could just shout to Jade

"WHO IS SHE,WHO IS SHE"

Chill out Dot. Cant say I like any of them -except Cleo. This has got to be the worst BB

I've stopped watching, it seems really dull. Am I wrong? I can't bear the sight of LSayer. It just seems there are no characters. I saw a bit tonight with the sound off - it 'A'Team bloke going to get it on with Bollywood Princess? Eeeeeeewwwwwww.

Sorry LV i was attempting to be funny, and it's quite hard not to get a bit riled about Shilpa, you should hear me at home. I agree this is the worst bb and I can't see it getting any better now all the best characters have left and the mood is so sour.. still hooked though

Sorry LV i was attempting to be funny, and it's quite hard not to get a bit riled about Shilpa, you should hear me at home. I agree this is the worst bb and I can't see it getting any better now all the best characters have left and the mood is so sour.. still hooked though

you won't have to watch sayer any more, ipanema, he's gone.

it's not the best BB ever, that's for sure.
by the way, liesel, all this 'okay petal' (to me, earlier) and 'chill out' stuff... are you trying to be rude? don't think dot said anything in the slightest bit un-chilled. bit dismissive and uncalled-for imho.

i thought it was perfectly clear that you were being funny, dot.

shall I be Jermaine?

Cheers, thought i was responding to a funny comment too, then was a bit worried that i had got a bit cheeky due to treating myself to a glass of wine! God i can't believe that i just wrote that, in the old pre-baby days i might have said the wrong thing after a bottle.. I hope Liesel can unite with me over a shared love of Cleo..?

only if i can be jer-majesty.

oh I quite like CLeo - however her eulogies over the dear(?) departed are getting on my t*ts

Jackiey was a 'great woman'?
Carole has 'left a HUGE void'

pass me a bucket.

she could earn a living writing Oscar speeches

i wuv cleo more...

What, you think it was a bit OTT to say that she felt "like she'd been shot" when Jackie left?

just a tad

i wuv her ludicrous speeches. really i do. they're brilliant. 'i know eet mighd seem zilly to you bud thees haz become our leedle world here and zo wen we looze zuhm-won eed leaves a yoooge void...' she's hilarious... that accent makes me feel positively melted.

Jer-majesty - that is the best thing so far in this CBB.
I've given up for now thought just no one appeals, no male eye candy, sad but really give us something to work with Endymon! And sort your casting out because the casting the year sucks!

My advice is to watch tomorrow night when they do their group singing and dancing

one lot are doing Steps and the other Jackson 5 (I want you back)

all dressed up with afros (the 'Jacksons' anyway)

No you don't you just fancy her like we all do..

That was to Aitch btw. I CANNOT WAIT to see them doing the dance routines, i would probably pay to get Leo in to see him doing that "with dignity"..!

when i say melted, i mean aroused, obv.

have you been drinking

nevah! (no, really. am working )

Ooer Aitch I'm off, my dh and friend already suspect that i'm on a sex forum and it's all getting a bit heaty!! See you all after the next episode for some more incisive comment and analysis..

righto. incisive analysis and more talking about cleo's breathy voice...