X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

Would love a winners song mash up 'Who let the dogs out / I like to move it' Got Number 1 all over it

I think Gobby will go, to be fair it's her own fault, the Nan should have been rolled out earlier. It's far too late for the big guns at this stage

Well, i can't wait to see who ends up in the final. Actually I really can.

See y'all tomorrow. I will try to save some gin.

Noel definitely too late for the Nan card. Rita is an amateur mentor.

Ooooh! Who is Sia? Hahaha. I'm just embarrassing myself now.

I'm glad the show is over because I now feel dreadfully sick.

Anyways, really enjoyed being in your company tonight, thanks all! Off to I'm a Celeb now ( think they call that, Livin The Dream...) haha

I think they need to combine X factor /I'm a sleb next year.

make them eat crawlies whilst singing.

I'd vote for that.

Collie take care of yourself .

Collie hope you feel better in time for tomorrow

Sia is that daft woman that stands with her back to the audience or with a wig pulled over her face - she is pretending the internet doesn't exist and you can't just google what she looks like in 2 seconds flat

Am on to Ima Sleb. The definitely stand in name order Collie see ya ladies

Sia , now you sia , now you dont!

The80sweregreat

Think one day someone will produce the ULTIMATE reality show. Where people have to sing/eat kangaroo bollocks/ get married/ make cakes in the jungle etc. and it will go on. FOREVER....

Destiny's- that sounds like some sort of Dystopian hell.

Would be brilliant.

Destinysdaughter - the ultimate reality show is the x factor with a trap door and crocodiles / sharks/lions, it has been wished for many many times

Well I'm only just watching as had to record but so glad slacker took my advice about her hair being too light. Looks so much better now.

Great Lauren is looking like a star. The black dress looks good. Now what she needs is an empire style dress.

I thought she sang very well.

Reggie and b was alright. Maybe next song will be different.

Che singing would I lie to you, his best I think. His voice sounds like butter apart from the last part of the song.

With the power of love Luisa nailed the song but I thought it lucked emotion. She looked great.

Che did really well with that Amy song. Wow. First week I have actually liked the way he sang the songs. Dressed better too.

I actually thought Luisa's that a mans world was too big for her in terms of personality. It fell short for me. Yes she has got the pipes to blow the song out which she did. To me something was missing in that song. She is a great voice.

Why would a song about men ruling the world be about girl power. The most stupid statement I have heard in a while.

Can't help it, but Che gets on my tits big time. He acts like he's got it in the bag I think. And to me his dress sense is awful, he does not suit the equivalent of jeggings with his physique.

TBH none of them float my boat. Louisa is undoubtedly the best singer IMHO but I don't care about the rest and I just don't 'get' Reggie n Bollie. Watching them last night was like playing Twister on acid

I thought the most exciting performance of the night was reggie and b last performance. Lots of energy.

Lauren had the voice for that Beyoncé song. She did well. She could have done better.
I can see she went back to those jumpsuits again.

Who's in da house this evening?