X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

Airport time, yep, that should be in the dictionary. Its another dimension.

Noisy I remember the first time I saw them on top of the pops, I can still remember saying to my mum "see I told you it is a woman" [blush}

fellow birthcrappers

Just to milk my misery dsis is the end of June. So she got about a dozen 40th birthday parties (no exaggeration).

She went away for Christmas the year it was mine. .

Aww nancy

Think Lauren will go tonight. ( wise sage talking )

Actually meant tomorrow obvs!

I've got a crap birthday date too but my SIL is on MN so I won't say exactly when in case it outs me. But yes, it's Christmassy.

Which one is bollie?

They will probably make a fortune from a contract with the US government to torture ISIS suspects in solitary confinement. I'm sure you have to pay royalties if you play stuff on oil rigs or in prisons.

Bollie is the other one Collie

Oh well. Who is for the elbow then? Che or spags?
I dont care, i do not care
Night all. Xx

I think the one that wears blue /is shorter is Bollie

BoF everything they have 'sung' has sounded the same.

But they are entertaining, or something.

Like watching hangings used to be.

I'm liking my (free) gin.

Actually it's like not really having a birthday. When I was 40 I had my party mid Jan just so everyone could come. Still sucks tho!

Jealous at free gin !

Think they're like Ant N Dec Collie and always stand in name order

Who is going do you all think?

Did they day Seal was singing Moro night?

I think SpagBollie or Lauren should go.

Spag need to go, to avoid 'winner's song' panic.

Che might be in danger.

Sia? As in lampshade head Sia? I don't mind the things she does as a featured artist, but her solo stuff is always very shrill.

My ex BIL's birthday was on Christmas Day. Which was quite appropriate since the PILs treated him like he was the Second Coming.

Bonita I never knew that Ant & Dec stood in name order and know I know which ones which.

Collie

Sadly, no. Sia.

Noisy

Ye Gods, I've watching this tonight and berluddy hell, I feel like I've been hit on the head with an assault on the eardrums. Thank god I have wine.

God this thread is fast moving! Think Lauren will go personally.