X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

It's hard to be 100% you?!

I find it quite easy to be 100% me.

God she really does look like Diana Dors!

Noel- it's so strange when you think like that, isn't it?

Leona did a christmas album. Enough said

There has been a real lack of nans in this series

I bet Gobby gets free teeth whitening at work.

She has a NAN. She is pushing her luck now.

I'm old enough to actually have to work out my age, having long since ceased to get excited about birthdays. I always over-estimate, probably because I feel like a knackered old trout.

Think they're running out of banal things to say now so it's entering into the realm of the nonsensical now.

'Good for you for doing what you want.' That's what we look for in winners. Like Steve Brookstein.

A nan, and we were too busy reminiscing and missed it

Yes honey, you love your nan.

But do you love her enough. This is the X factor.

No, they don't Raahh. This is the first year I really don't care who wins, I think they're all shite. In saying that, I LOVED Sean Miley Moore.

thered maybe we are all the same person?

It's a strange place, t'internet.

I'm so old I saw Culture Club at Leicester Poly and the tickets were £1.75....!!!

( and they'd just gone to no 1 with Do you really want to hurt me that week!)

God this Tesco advert is so f*ing annoying!

The mention of Diana Dors made me think of this:

Need more vodka...

It must be Christmas if the Buble is out.

Destinys That is pretty cool.

Boy george is doing the voice! Out of prison and raring to go ! ,

I meant the Culture Club story was cool, not the request for more vodka. Though that is also cool.

BoF- I've never liked my birthday- even as a child it was overlooked. It's the 30th December- which is post Christmas slump/just before New Year.

Poor ds was born on the 29th. Sorry, ds.

Noisy thanks!

Please Cheryl.

Stop.Dancing.

They are doing the knees up dance arent they