X FACTOR- It's Semi Final week! Sadly, the theme is not 'Lionel Ritchie' :-(

[Raahh]

It's 'Songs that will get me to the final' or 'Just sing any old shit, there are two weeks left, and Simon wants to be on a yacht somewhere.'

Here is what they will be performing-

Ché Chesterman
Would I Lie To You? - Charles & Eddie
Love Is A Losing Game - Amy Winehouse

Lauren Murray
Runnin' (Lose It All) - Naughty Boy Ft. Beyoncé & Arrow Benjamin
Best Of My Love - Emotions (Ella Eyre version)

Louisa Johnson
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Gabrielle Aplin version)
It's A Man's Man's Man's World - James Brown (Christina Aguilera version)

Reggie 'N' Bollie
Locked Away - R City Ft. Adam Levine
I Gotta Feeling / I Like To Move It - Black Eyed Peas / Reel 2 Real

Just when you thought SpagBollie couldn't get worse- they do. 'I like to Move it'- this reminds me of King Julian in 'Madagascar' Or Zig and Zag. (Who were one of Simon's first big 'acts' dontcha know.). I suppose there aren't many lyrics to actually sing.

I think Lauren is in danger because- Louisa is being pushed as the winner, and getting rid of Spag Bollie would probably cause Princess Chezza to throw a hissy fit. At least she's moved on from Mariah and Whitney... to Beyonce.

Aeroflot will be wanting to make up for not knowing the words to 'Hello'- but Charles and Eddie??! The only thing that will make up for this, is if he wears a long black Charles (or was it Eddie? ) wig.

I have to go to my dds' Christmas fayre at school. Humbug.
I am hoping to win enough alcohol to make tonight bearable

See y'all later.

Ahh bless em

You're a lucky bugger, Destiny. You could still smoke at the pictures back then.

Chocolate diamonds, i will be lucky to get a box of dairy milk

This week's sob story- i live in one room with 18 members of my family.

the hell she does

Yes, Raah, I heard that. Mind you, DP was still getting my surname wrong after we got engaged.

I'm 44 in 2 weeks-ish.

My gran is 44, I'm sure of it.

Aunty Barbara's back

Sack the stylist

Smoking at the flicks, we knew how to live back then eh? Wistful thinking jut now..

Simon, tell her to stop mic tapping.

While this boringness is on - does anyone have any thoughts on the new kim & Kanye baby name? My money is on wild wild

The fact is, Louisa, like Leona, whilst a good singer doesn't actually have the 'X Factor' and I thought that was what was supposed to set this competition apart. I wasn't a big fan, but Mason Noise at least had that extra bit of 'something' about him.

Well at age 11 I was a bit too young to smoke!!

I'm 41, 3 weeks tomorrow how did that happen

BoF calling her Merrick made me think of Elephant man.

But I won't say so, because someone might get offended.

Gawd. What was that noise?

Why does she always wear black jumpsuits?

As the last kim baby was north, my money is on East, in honour of fleur east

I just realised I'm older than Princess Diana was when she died.

She did not look 35!

Nancy

I think Fred is probably out

By 'eck, it looks like someone's sparked up in the auditorium.

Well that was forgettable.
It's my birthday in a couple of weeks too. Interesting...are we all the same person do you think?

First time we took the boy to Butlins his eyes nearly fell out. He thought he'd died and gone to heaven. That was a great holiday, aw miss those days...

'The most current Beyonce song of the moment' as opposed to the most current Beyonce song of 2002?

I've lived longer than John Lennon did.

Pola it is true. Leona was/is a very nice girl. But she got slated for not having much of a personality, which is probably unfair. But her voice is recognisable- I dont think Louisa or Lauren have that.

I cannot possibly be 41. In my head I am still 17 and bouncing around in my DMs to shouty guitar bands.