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YET AGAIN A NEW THREAD IS NEEDED

So we now finally know about les/claudette secret

gavin has done a runner

max is still banged up while nutty bobby roams the square looking for his next victim

what happened to kat/alfie, and his brain tumour and her secret long lost twin of zoe

stacey secret key

where is charlie

what happens to Dean

and most of all who is the father of staceys baby

add any other plots we have forgotten

Maybe it was all off screen in the kitchen next to the wall we never see....

Did know they out weeks on scans anymore, havent had one for 10 years! She could still have fudged it with some long Winded explanation about periods and due dates. He's a bit dim, he wouldn't have cottoned on.

Yeah im scottish too i had my last scan 18yrs ago. Martin really is a bit dim he wouldnt have worked it out not showing him makes it worse, cant believe im working out how a woman can lie about her dates

There was food shabs cooked some (i think)

Maybe he'd have gone round showing people though and someone (Sonia no doubt) would have clocked it

Oh aye poor Martin

I had the number of weeks and days on my scan and I'm in England so Martin would have noticed, but like others said, she slept with him twice before they got together. Their relationship is very unbelievable, she seems to despise him. I don't like Stacey. She a cow to everyone around her and they all let her get away with it.

Knew the baby was Kush's. They've ruined the stillbirth storyline with this shit!

One of the aunts did make some comment about how it would "normally be done in the mosque but...", I assume because of the hurry unless there was some shame attached to them after the baby-out-of-wedlock scandal. The plan had been for them to have a reception so there probably would've been food then, it's just that Kush's dad arranged their honeymoon for seconds after the ceremony so they didn't get to stay for it. I guess everyone else carried on with the festivities after they left.

I'm too to comment on the paternity thing properly. I feel bad for all the characters involved that the writers have done that to them! It's very rare for me to not blame the characters for their actions.

Wasn't Minty involved in the Sam-paternity saga? I thought she convinced him she'd called him Richard after him.

"I think Gwen means that Sam is Ronnie and Roxys cousin."

Yes, Sam is their cousin and also their step-sister.

Cousin yes but how step sister. That means Peggy or hubby would have married Ronnie or roxys mum or dad ??

Mitchell's aren't that twisted ...,,,,

Peggy (Sam's mum) married Archie (R & R's dad).

Shabnam is only getting married to help her right to adopt Jade. Kush knows this i think as he saw her application on line in her married name.
Ive no doubt her does care for her, but , to me, they seem chemistry free. I doubt someone like Shabnam would go for Kush in RL.
Peggy did marry Archie Mitchell, her brother in law. But it was annualled when she discovered he played a part in Danielle's death ( by keeping her away from Ronnie, her mum) that was about 6 years ago now! Stacey murdered him in the Vic with theVic bust because he had raped her.
When they did the 25 year episode live, it came out then and Bradley died.

She only rushed the wedding to aid her application to get Jade back. They were going to get married anyway.

Yes, but she pushed it forward as Busta and shirley want to adopt her too. After speaking to martin, she arranged it sooner than it was going to be.
Still, i hope they last a while, but if she finds out Staceys baby is Kush's i doubt it though.

That's what I said.

That's not why they were getting married though, just why it was rearranged in a hurry by Shabnam.

Of course ref Archie and Peggy. How do I forget these things --I'm
Blonde--

If Shabs and kush don't have sex then maybe marriage can be annulled?

Think if kush found out about Stacey and baby before he did the legal bit bet he wouldn't have

To be fair most story lines are pretty eractic, most people have trouble keeping up with whose dad/ mum is whose, why they are doing things etc.
The Archie thing was years ago now - i felt for Ronnie losing Danielle , but thebaby swap and later Ronnie stories have changed my views on her a bit. Her dad really F'd her up though, maybe she more like him than is good for her? It can happen i suppose.
Her mum was a loser too. Who would be a soap character eh?

Ronnie had about a year of really awful storylines. Her abusive dad came back, she found out her husband/boyfriend had fathered her neice, that tedious Danielle storyline ended in tragedy, and then I think I was about a year later when the baby swap storyline happened. They couldn't even just have a nice wedding for her. It had to end with the car crash and both her and her unborn baby almost dying. And then her husband suddenly becomes a shit because it's convenient for the writers, and tries to run off with Roxy. I'd have a miserable face on too!

Not, yes when you put it like that, no wonder Ronnie is a mess! She has even killed someone!
They put people through it in soap operas.

"Mitchell's aren't that twisted ...,,,,"

They're very twisted. Phi also had an affair with his aunt through marriage, Ronnie and Roxy's mother. His gay son Ben had a child with his second cousin once (or twice?) removed.
It was really silly that people were shocked when Lauren went out with her cousin considering everything else that goes on (Bianca's step mother in law also being her grandmother etc.) And now Gavin is Ben's step-father and step-grandfather at the same time.

They are all related somehow

Big spoiler in the daily fail about Deans commupance

a mn poster should know not to read DM/DF

Yes I know not to read it. But I googled Eastenders and couldn't resist peeking once I saw the pics

They were all traceable to Pat Butcher years ago.. Now its the Mitchells that seems to have the biggest disfunctional family tree ( a puzzle tree! )
Poor kids, in decades to come Matthew, Amy, Lily and Lexi wil be teenage gangstas running the manor!