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X FACTOR - 11/10 7pm- It's the time for the Groups and the Boys to play musical chairs...

457 replies

Raahh · 11/10/2015 12:16

Bet Simon is gutted - they are being trounced in the ratings by a bunch of left footed celebs dancing.

And the highest ranking show of the year- people baking cakes. Cake

I think they should ditch the chairs round, and throw stale iced buns at the losers instead. Re-cycling, innit.

Here is what they will be singing (it's the 'Whitney Warning' )

THE BOYS

TOM BLEASBY
Whitney Houston – I Look To You

JAMIE ELDRIDGE
New Radicals – You Get What You Give

CHE CHESTERMAN
James Brown – It’s a Man’s World

BEN CLARK
Kodaline – All I Want

OLLIE MARLAND
Charlie Puth – Marvin Gaye

PAPASIDERO
Christina Aguilera. - Lady Marmalade

BRODIE KELLY
Christina Perri – A Thousand Years

MASON NOISE
The Weekend, Blackstreet, Justin Timberlake -Earned It/The Fix/Sexy Back

SIMON LYNCH
Jess Glynne – Hold My Hand

NATHANAEL LANDSKRONER
Whitney Houston – I Have Nothing.

SEANN MILEY MOORE
Shirley Bassey – I Who Have Nothing

JOSH DANIEL
Emeli Sandé - Clown

TOM DAVIES
Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music

JORDAN LUKE GAGE
Annie Lennox – No More I Love You’s

DANNY SHARPLES
Chaka Khan – Ain’t Nobody

GROUPS

MON AMIE
Britney Spears – …One More Time

THE FIRST KINGS
Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih – Somebody

MENN ON POINT
OMI – Cheerleader

ALIEN
Nicki Minaj – Hey Mama

RUMOUR HAS IT
James Bay – Hold Back the River

4TH POWER
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque

DECIBELLAS
Demi Lovato - Skyscraper

Of course, this means nothing when we don't remember who is who!

See y'all later.

Wine
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nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:44

Pooh break!

I'm into it!

NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 19:45

Milk Tray ad Grin

Roussette · 11/10/2015 19:45

Phone went! Did they cut him off in his prime?! Damn, missed the only exciting bit!

nancy75 · 11/10/2015 19:45

He is the type of person they need to win it if they want x factor to be more relevant BUT he seems like an absolute knobber

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:45

Choccy, he doesnt deserve that even!

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:45

Oooh. Omg typo epic fail

TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2015 19:45

Why would you do that? Why would you stand up there and moan about how long your slot was on the show? We've not seen half of them! What a cock!

NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 19:46

nilby I'm intrigued as to what you meant to type!

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:46

It took 'Doing a Darius' to a whole new level, really.

And not a funny one.

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buddhasbelly · 11/10/2015 19:46

It doesn't look like there's enough of them backstage to fill another hour of tv, but then half of that will be adverts Wink

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:46

Yeah but he's totes street and totes not avin any shit!

choccyfiend78 · 11/10/2015 19:47

80s at least it might shut him up for a few seconds haha

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:47

The security guy.. ( having unnecessary thoughts)

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:47

I like the Milk Tray man who just threw himself out of the window. Why can't we keep him? No youngsters eat fucking Milk Tray ffs.

Mind you, isn't Daniel Craig out of work?

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:48

I like the Bez-friend's glittery cardi.

M and S probs.

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The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:48

.. Bitter or what.. Call security ..please! ( hot one)

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2015 19:48

Ohhhhh dear!!!! What.a.tit

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:49

Bez is leaving him to it.

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buddhasbelly · 11/10/2015 19:49

Daniel Craig would be perfect, although for the throwing himself out of the window scene my exp would be perfect Grin

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:49

I meant to write "ooh, break" rather than pooh! Which suggested that I needed to go to the loo! Which I didn't.

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:50

Yes, that was definitely a missed Security opportunitySad

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nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:50

It's the Kanye effect!

theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:50

Tantrum over, back to it then.

NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 19:50

Haha thanks for clarifying nilby I though you were just oversharing Grin

Roussette · 11/10/2015 19:50

You don't have to explain to us nilby! Grin