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X FACTOR - 11/10 7pm- It's the time for the Groups and the Boys to play musical chairs...

457 replies

Raahh · 11/10/2015 12:16

Bet Simon is gutted - they are being trounced in the ratings by a bunch of left footed celebs dancing.

And the highest ranking show of the year- people baking cakes. Cake

I think they should ditch the chairs round, and throw stale iced buns at the losers instead. Re-cycling, innit.

Here is what they will be singing (it's the 'Whitney Warning' )

THE BOYS

TOM BLEASBY
Whitney Houston – I Look To You

JAMIE ELDRIDGE
New Radicals – You Get What You Give

CHE CHESTERMAN
James Brown – It’s a Man’s World

BEN CLARK
Kodaline – All I Want

OLLIE MARLAND
Charlie Puth – Marvin Gaye

PAPASIDERO
Christina Aguilera. - Lady Marmalade

BRODIE KELLY
Christina Perri – A Thousand Years

MASON NOISE
The Weekend, Blackstreet, Justin Timberlake -Earned It/The Fix/Sexy Back

SIMON LYNCH
Jess Glynne – Hold My Hand

NATHANAEL LANDSKRONER
Whitney Houston – I Have Nothing.

SEANN MILEY MOORE
Shirley Bassey – I Who Have Nothing

JOSH DANIEL
Emeli Sandé - Clown

TOM DAVIES
Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music

JORDAN LUKE GAGE
Annie Lennox – No More I Love You’s

DANNY SHARPLES
Chaka Khan – Ain’t Nobody

GROUPS

MON AMIE
Britney Spears – …One More Time

THE FIRST KINGS
Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih – Somebody

MENN ON POINT
OMI – Cheerleader

ALIEN
Nicki Minaj – Hey Mama

RUMOUR HAS IT
James Bay – Hold Back the River

4TH POWER
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque

DECIBELLAS
Demi Lovato - Skyscraper

Of course, this means nothing when we don't remember who is who!

See y'all later.

Wine
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Roussette · 11/10/2015 19:38

Snap redlion

theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:38

Snap Rousette Grin

Again with the static Liney

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:38

I do love the song, tbf, and he didn't wreck it.

choccyfiend78 · 11/10/2015 19:39

He was ok but not standing ovation worthy in my opinion

TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2015 19:39

I don't like him either, I thought it was just me.

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:39

Sean- c'mon its cabaret!

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 11/10/2015 19:39

It does look like a pantomime line up.

I miss the hot security guy.

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:39

ooh- this is the one that pisses Simon off.

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NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 19:39

Evening all. Just put DS to bed but had it on in the background. I have realised that the ONLY thing that makes X Factor bearable is this thread Grin

Had the volume down low but Sean sounded pretty shit to me.

TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2015 19:39

Isn't this the one Simon chucks out?

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:40

Security guy, forgot about him..( looking about , no sign)

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:41

I find Sean annoying, and definitely arrogant.

But perhaps not as much as this knobber.

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theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:41

So he can dance but his singing isn't great, is it?

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:41

Noisy, totally agree. This thread is the reason I'm watching it. Smile

Mason Noise my arse.

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:42

Fairy it is.

Er, who is his mate?

Is he the Sexy he is bringing back?

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theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:42

Who's the other bloke?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2015 19:42

No one is as arrogant as this tossed. Nope

NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 19:43

Oh dear. He's trying hard to be so 'street'. You're on The X Factor mate.

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:43

Man sounds on drugs? Who is the other bloke?

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:43

He felt he didn't get enough air time first time round, or something.

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TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2015 19:43

What an arrogant little twat!

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:43

But he'll be famous for 15 seconds.

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 19:43

Unlike mason!

choccyfiend78 · 11/10/2015 19:44

What a twat! Here have a Biscuit love GrinGrin

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 11/10/2015 19:44

That was self sabotage like no other...

I may start a twitter campaign for the security guy to be stood just in shot so we have someone to look at. For safety reasons, obvs.

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