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X FACTOR - 11/10 7pm- It's the time for the Groups and the Boys to play musical chairs...

457 replies

Raahh · 11/10/2015 12:16

Bet Simon is gutted - they are being trounced in the ratings by a bunch of left footed celebs dancing.

And the highest ranking show of the year- people baking cakes. Cake

I think they should ditch the chairs round, and throw stale iced buns at the losers instead. Re-cycling, innit.

Here is what they will be singing (it's the 'Whitney Warning' )

THE BOYS

TOM BLEASBY
Whitney Houston – I Look To You

JAMIE ELDRIDGE
New Radicals – You Get What You Give

CHE CHESTERMAN
James Brown – It’s a Man’s World

BEN CLARK
Kodaline – All I Want

OLLIE MARLAND
Charlie Puth – Marvin Gaye

PAPASIDERO
Christina Aguilera. - Lady Marmalade

BRODIE KELLY
Christina Perri – A Thousand Years

MASON NOISE
The Weekend, Blackstreet, Justin Timberlake -Earned It/The Fix/Sexy Back

SIMON LYNCH
Jess Glynne – Hold My Hand

NATHANAEL LANDSKRONER
Whitney Houston – I Have Nothing.

SEANN MILEY MOORE
Shirley Bassey – I Who Have Nothing

JOSH DANIEL
Emeli Sandé - Clown

TOM DAVIES
Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music

JORDAN LUKE GAGE
Annie Lennox – No More I Love You’s

DANNY SHARPLES
Chaka Khan – Ain’t Nobody

GROUPS

MON AMIE
Britney Spears – …One More Time

THE FIRST KINGS
Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih – Somebody

MENN ON POINT
OMI – Cheerleader

ALIEN
Nicki Minaj – Hey Mama

RUMOUR HAS IT
James Bay – Hold Back the River

4TH POWER
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque

DECIBELLAS
Demi Lovato - Skyscraper

Of course, this means nothing when we don't remember who is who!

See y'all later.

Wine
OP posts:
The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:09

The ' no chair' challenge

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:10

He's a wedding singer.

He should do- 'it's alllllll bullllllshit!'

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choccyfiend78 · 11/10/2015 19:11

Am I the only one who doesn't remember half of these boys?

theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:11

The young Peter Kay...he can sing. Bit squeaky for my liking.
I reckon he'll be squeezing himself onto a urinal chair.

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:12

Chair.

But I wouldn't want to listen to it on a long car journey.

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:12

WHITNEY WARNING

and not teally very good either.

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WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 11/10/2015 19:12

He's shit as well. But bet he gets a chair. His voice is too fake.

theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:12

No choccy I don't remember them either. All in the editing, innit?

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:12

Oh fuck that's annoying.

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:12

Squeaky voice. Not sure

WhoTheFuckIsSimon · 11/10/2015 19:12

Baaaaa.

He's bleating, not singing.

theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:13

I wouldn't want to listen to him on a quick trip to Asda Liney

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:13

the

I so did not make a similar joke to dh

Grin
OP posts:
LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:13

'So unique'.

Crap, you mean.

choccyfiend78 · 11/10/2015 19:13

Best effort so far but that's not really saying much Grin

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:14

He has to give someone a bloody seat, or it will be no fun.

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LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:14

Predictable.

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:14

Cheryl mimed her songs , what does she really know?
Someone has a seat!

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:15

He looks like....

lots of other people really.

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LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 19:15

His shirt looks like my duvet cover.

Raahh · 11/10/2015 19:16

Chezza really is a hypocrite, I agree.

If you had never heard this song, you still wouldn't know how it was meant to sound.

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theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:16

A sad version of Don't Let Go? Really? But he'll be in because Grimy needs the bodies.

TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2015 19:16

The boys are shit.

theredlion · 11/10/2015 19:17

What a splendid window into your world Liney

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 19:17

Wingman up..

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