X FACTOR - 11/10 7pm- It's the time for the Groups and the Boys to play musical chairs...

[Raahh]

Bet Simon is gutted - they are being trounced in the ratings by a bunch of left footed celebs dancing.

And the highest ranking show of the year- people baking cakes.

I think they should ditch the chairs round, and throw stale iced buns at the losers instead. Re-cycling, innit.

Here is what they will be singing (it's the 'Whitney Warning' )

THE BOYS

TOM BLEASBY
Whitney Houston – I Look To You

JAMIE ELDRIDGE
New Radicals – You Get What You Give

CHE CHESTERMAN
James Brown – It’s a Man’s World

BEN CLARK
Kodaline – All I Want

OLLIE MARLAND
Charlie Puth – Marvin Gaye

PAPASIDERO
Christina Aguilera. - Lady Marmalade

BRODIE KELLY
Christina Perri – A Thousand Years

MASON NOISE
The Weekend, Blackstreet, Justin Timberlake -Earned It/The Fix/Sexy Back

SIMON LYNCH
Jess Glynne – Hold My Hand

NATHANAEL LANDSKRONER
Whitney Houston – I Have Nothing.

SEANN MILEY MOORE
Shirley Bassey – I Who Have Nothing

JOSH DANIEL
Emeli Sandé - Clown

TOM DAVIES
Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music

JORDAN LUKE GAGE
Annie Lennox – No More I Love You’s

DANNY SHARPLES
Chaka Khan – Ain’t Nobody

GROUPS

MON AMIE
Britney Spears – …One More Time

THE FIRST KINGS
Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih – Somebody

MENN ON POINT
OMI – Cheerleader

ALIEN
Nicki Minaj – Hey Mama

RUMOUR HAS IT
James Bay – Hold Back the River

4TH POWER
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque

DECIBELLAS
Demi Lovato - Skyscraper

Of course, this means nothing when we don't remember who is who!

See y'all later.

Only 7 groups there Raahh?
Not much opportunity for a chair-off.

But wait a minute...
What if they took some of the solos from previous rounds and made them into groups?

I know, I know it's unlikely.
How I make this stuff up I'll never know.

I thought they were a bit low on groups, The - but it does pave the way for making a few up, yes.

Thanks Raahh for the thread, I found it! I need mindless pap tonight (long story, exhausting weekend) so this nonsense will just suit me.

Boys and groups tonight? I thought last week was a bit OTT with just the girls, it seemed to go on forever.

According to my Timehop they were in the Lives by this time last year. The way they're dragging it out Britain's Got No Talent will be on at the same time as this shit!

I really don't want to watch this. But amazingly I just found myself checking that the telly was working. Hmm.

Damn you, Raahh, damn you to hell.

Liney my dedication to shit music telly threads is why I have no friends

and it is all over the place, timewise, Fairy

I have just seen on the BBC that Jim Diamond has died, the bloke who sang
'I should have known better'. That was always my go-to Pointless answer for number one hits of the 90's .

For those who have never heard this gem,

I love that song, Raahh. Bless him.

Here we go!!

Nope. Next.

Yeah, next.

It was dreary. Should have done 'jar of Farts'

If he's 26 shouldn't he be in the overs?

Nope. Eurovision dancers. Next.

oh god- Camp as Christmas.

And I don't remember him.

Next.

So far this is much easier for Grimy than it was for Rita.

He was shit

Bye bye fella!

No more I love yous, off...Next.

I guess this how they're fitting in the Groups as well.

Next.

Fairy - I wondered that- but they fudged the ages the year Matt the Hat was on it (he was 28, and would have sunk in the overs).

Maybe they never changed it back.

My god this is shit!

Right. He's better but only ok.
Bad song choice for him.