X FACTOR - 11/10 7pm- It's the time for the Groups and the Boys to play musical chairs...

[Raahh]

Bet Simon is gutted - they are being trounced in the ratings by a bunch of left footed celebs dancing.

And the highest ranking show of the year- people baking cakes.

I think they should ditch the chairs round, and throw stale iced buns at the losers instead. Re-cycling, innit.

Here is what they will be singing (it's the 'Whitney Warning' )

THE BOYS

TOM BLEASBY
Whitney Houston – I Look To You

JAMIE ELDRIDGE
New Radicals – You Get What You Give

CHE CHESTERMAN
James Brown – It’s a Man’s World

BEN CLARK
Kodaline – All I Want

OLLIE MARLAND
Charlie Puth – Marvin Gaye

PAPASIDERO
Christina Aguilera. - Lady Marmalade

BRODIE KELLY
Christina Perri – A Thousand Years

MASON NOISE
The Weekend, Blackstreet, Justin Timberlake -Earned It/The Fix/Sexy Back

SIMON LYNCH
Jess Glynne – Hold My Hand

NATHANAEL LANDSKRONER
Whitney Houston – I Have Nothing.

SEANN MILEY MOORE
Shirley Bassey – I Who Have Nothing

JOSH DANIEL
Emeli Sandé - Clown

TOM DAVIES
Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music

JORDAN LUKE GAGE
Annie Lennox – No More I Love You’s

DANNY SHARPLES
Chaka Khan – Ain’t Nobody

GROUPS

MON AMIE
Britney Spears – …One More Time

THE FIRST KINGS
Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih – Somebody

MENN ON POINT
OMI – Cheerleader

ALIEN
Nicki Minaj – Hey Mama

RUMOUR HAS IT
James Bay – Hold Back the River

4TH POWER
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque

DECIBELLAS
Demi Lovato - Skyscraper

Of course, this means nothing when we don't remember who is who!

See y'all later.

I'm just waiting for 4th power to be seated then off to bed now I think I don't remember any other groups

Simons got a toner

Maybe this show has been edited badly, and will run over to next week.

Mean girl look from dirty face blondie!!!

I dont like these girls, too smug

This lot remind me of the 5, 6, 7, 8s off of Kill Bill. But shitter.

Bloody awful. Really. Is this some sort of joke???

These girls are the reason Simon wanted the groups

The public won't vote for these on the live shows. Something unlikeable about them, too up themselves.

Pros

Ah yes, the Tamagoshis

I hate them. It's all so staged and put together.

Flackies back,,long loo break there love? Something we should inow?

Oh I like these ones. Id hate them if taller but their height and accents makes them cute enough to pull it off

I feel really uncomfortable with them.

Bugger off Simon, they are not amazing

I do think Simon has had them flown in, they're total ringers. He's basically signed them already and wants them to have the publicity.

I don't like them. I think old men will vote for them, young kids won't.

Simon's eyes are going round like cash registers. I hope he comes unstuck

Dd9 sitting here muttering about how rigged that lot were. Completely out of order. Grrr.

I love this song.. Agree about ringers for smug feast.

Spot on Fairy you are so right there. And the public doesn't like to be duped, I hope Simon gets egg on his face with them

What's with the long lace tank top?
That's another contender for your X -Factor themed boudoir Liney

More slashed trousers! Whats the appeal..?

God that was a mess

These remind me of Stereo Kicks (or Erect Kiosks as I used to call them !)