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X FACTOR - 11/10 7pm- It's the time for the Groups and the Boys to play musical chairs...

457 replies

Raahh · 11/10/2015 12:16

Bet Simon is gutted - they are being trounced in the ratings by a bunch of left footed celebs dancing.

And the highest ranking show of the year- people baking cakes. Cake

I think they should ditch the chairs round, and throw stale iced buns at the losers instead. Re-cycling, innit.

Here is what they will be singing (it's the 'Whitney Warning' )

THE BOYS

TOM BLEASBY
Whitney Houston – I Look To You

JAMIE ELDRIDGE
New Radicals – You Get What You Give

CHE CHESTERMAN
James Brown – It’s a Man’s World

BEN CLARK
Kodaline – All I Want

OLLIE MARLAND
Charlie Puth – Marvin Gaye

PAPASIDERO
Christina Aguilera. - Lady Marmalade

BRODIE KELLY
Christina Perri – A Thousand Years

MASON NOISE
The Weekend, Blackstreet, Justin Timberlake -Earned It/The Fix/Sexy Back

SIMON LYNCH
Jess Glynne – Hold My Hand

NATHANAEL LANDSKRONER
Whitney Houston – I Have Nothing.

SEANN MILEY MOORE
Shirley Bassey – I Who Have Nothing

JOSH DANIEL
Emeli Sandé - Clown

TOM DAVIES
Chris Brown – Turn Up The Music

JORDAN LUKE GAGE
Annie Lennox – No More I Love You’s

DANNY SHARPLES
Chaka Khan – Ain’t Nobody

GROUPS

MON AMIE
Britney Spears – …One More Time

THE FIRST KINGS
Natalie La Rose feat. Jeremih – Somebody

MENN ON POINT
OMI – Cheerleader

ALIEN
Nicki Minaj – Hey Mama

RUMOUR HAS IT
James Bay – Hold Back the River

4TH POWER
Christina Aguilera – Show Me How You Burlesque

DECIBELLAS
Demi Lovato - Skyscraper

Of course, this means nothing when we don't remember who is who!

See y'all later.

Wine
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nilbyname · 11/10/2015 20:31

Have they have they? raaah cmon what's the gossage?

NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 20:31

These guys are fun. Or nuts. Possibly both.

Roussette · 11/10/2015 20:31

Oh my god... my ears. Please no.

hairbrushbedhair · 11/10/2015 20:32

Wtf is with the spelling mistake in their name? Have I missed some significance?

Raahh · 11/10/2015 20:32

This is terrible. But they don't have enough to fit the chairs Grin

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nancy75 · 11/10/2015 20:32

I really want to see this lot sing sinatra on big band week

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 20:32

Those budgie smugglers were amazing.
Daniel is so good looking.
Hate bond films though.

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 20:33

Nancy, they would do a rap version.

Roussette · 11/10/2015 20:33

Fresh? Bleedin' awful. You're right Rita .. there is nothing like them in this comp. No one could be as bad as that

nilbyname · 11/10/2015 20:33

How do you say, this is a like a mess when heat is applied!? A hot mess, no?

Roussette · 11/10/2015 20:34

Nancy that nearly made me choke on my cuppa! I'm just imagining that!

theredlion · 11/10/2015 20:34

I'm just going to take a moment to drift off into some private thoughts about Daniel Craig.

I want Tom Hardy or Idris Elba for the next Bond.

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 20:35

When I first opened the door to my future OH, he looked like a wrecked Daniel Craig.

Roussette · 11/10/2015 20:35

I'm beginning to feel sorry for Cheryl not really. Imagine being stuck with this lot an gangsta men.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2015 20:35

black Jedward. Bledward, if you will

theredlion · 11/10/2015 20:35

Menn on Pooooiiiinnnt or however they spell it were good showmen but bad singers.

This lot are screechy.

nancy75 · 11/10/2015 20:36

sorry Roussette i don't want to be responsible for a sunday night hot tea incident Smile

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2015 20:36

Screeching cats

The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 20:36

This lot look like trick n treaters

NoisyBrain · 11/10/2015 20:37

Pooh squats!

Raahh · 11/10/2015 20:37

Bledward Grin

platypus- they need to stay in , for nickname potential if nothing else.

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The80sweregreat · 11/10/2015 20:37

Liney, lucky you!

nancy75 · 11/10/2015 20:38

Where would you even get clothes that look like that? They don't have them on the boden website

LineyReborn · 11/10/2015 20:38

And indeed, this group were also made for Jack The Knife.

Raahh · 11/10/2015 20:38

Will this stop soon? The last group sounded better to me- but they will wet themselves over this shower? Hmm

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