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with or without polish builders? Grand Designs 2015

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Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:20

no pregnant woman (yet).
but the first one ticks the huge square box box.

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drowninginpinkplastic · 09/09/2015 21:22

I'm going out on a limb and going to say the build will get delayed because of the windows being late

Muchtoomuchtodo · 09/09/2015 21:23

Hope he likes it! No budget -wtf?!

Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:25

the windows will not fit and have to be re-ordered to a cost of 100k?

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Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:26

Poor whatsisname having to get a mortgage Sad

Igneococcus · 09/09/2015 21:26

They will need bicycles to get from one end of the house to the other.

Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:27

or will he have to sell a painting to finance?

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Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:27

Cashed two endowments abs sold the car, poor love.

TheGirlOnTheLanding · 09/09/2015 21:28

How can you go into a build that size without a budget? I'd not be able to sleep at night!

Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:29

Lucky a pal can lend a few hundred thousand, friends, eh?

Igneococcus · 09/09/2015 21:29

What does he do for a living?

TheGirlOnTheLanding · 09/09/2015 21:30

He owns a cleaning company I think

Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:30

and he seems to be a real pita...
'these frames are black, not off black'
wtf is 'off black'?

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TheGirlOnTheLanding · 09/09/2015 21:32

Just makes me think of those 'nearly black' tights.

drowninginpinkplastic · 09/09/2015 21:33

Hmm bright white cladding that will be lovely (I mean fucking awful) to look at

Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:35

Refusal to compromise - check

Igneococcus · 09/09/2015 21:35

He irritates me more than anybody on GD before.

Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:38

the contractors are terrified of him.

dh sits here like this Shock

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Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:42

He's a massive cock isn't he Grin

Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:45

the white tiles don't look very nice. they look like from a giant toilet cubicle.

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Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:49

It look like an aircraft hangar/visitor centre

Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:50

Is it just him living there?

hellhasnofurylikeahungrywoman · 09/09/2015 21:51

What a lonely place. It doesn't look like a home does it?

Igneococcus · 09/09/2015 21:51

Or like the lobby of an expensive hotel.
His children live 3 days a week with him.

Igneococcus · 09/09/2015 21:53

"His willy is like a plumb line" Grin

Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 21:56

It's very cold and hard and sharp

I think he's just built it to sell to some oligarch