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with or without polish builders? Grand Designs 2015

180 replies

Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:20

no pregnant woman (yet).
but the first one ticks the huge square box box.

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Konserve · 09/09/2015 21:56

the house (and he) remind me of 'sleeping with the enemy'

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bookbook · 09/09/2015 21:56

it makes me sad that he loves such a soul less place
??120,000 on a kitchen with 3 ovens? and I bet he doesn't cook.

NicoleWatterson · 09/09/2015 21:57

There's some great scootering potential in that house!!

Although I'm glad all but 1 child is older as that pool and sharp pointy lines gives me palpitations!

Pipbin · 09/09/2015 22:09

I like the way that Kevin got as close to calling him a cunt as he could without being sued. And he loved winding him up.

TheGirlOnTheLanding · 09/09/2015 22:14

Yeah, the comment about the table bring the same texture as vinyl on a roll made me snort.

Ubik1 · 09/09/2015 22:22

Yup and the tan comment

Palomb · 09/09/2015 22:22

The ugliest house that has ever been on GD. Ever.

InimitableJeeves · 09/09/2015 22:33

Those tan leather chairs were naff.

When they showed his desk with everything obsessively lined up in exactly the right place, I just knew that he would be impossible to live with. And you wouldn't dare actually to cook anything in that kitchen, would you?

But I do wonder what the score is with the kids. I bet after they've been there are loads of little finger prints on those mirrored stainless steel columns, unless he employs someone to follow them everywhere cleaning and tidying as they go.

Konserve · 09/09/2015 22:34

he can't cook in that kitchen. imagine a grease stain on the worktop.

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Pipbin · 09/09/2015 23:08

But I do wonder what the score is with the kids.
I think he bought them.

SwedishEdith · 09/09/2015 23:13

I loved the bit at the start about him being "very busy" looking after his 4 kids for "3 days per week".

Soulless, cold depressing place. His mate looked like Phil Spector and he was like a Joe Meek protogee.

Iwanttobeadog · 09/09/2015 23:23

What an odd man. However if being a cleaner will make me enough to build my own airport building and buy some rude art to go in it, well pass the marigolds

Quietlifenotonyournelly · 09/09/2015 23:32

It made me want to buy a bag of chips done in proper dripping, eat them messily then run around his house smearing his windows and mirrors. I'm a nice person in RL Grin

Verypissedoffwife · 09/09/2015 23:41

I watched this. I really wanted my kids to go round and do their usual thing of putting their lips on the windows and then puffing their cheeks and blowing at the same time. Or drawing "I heart mummy" in spit on the windows.I'm guessing his kids don't tend to do this...

Verypissedoffwife · 09/09/2015 23:43

If I was Kevin I'd have said '"oh that tile looks a bit out" just to mess with his head

chickensaresafehere · 10/09/2015 07:53

Couldn't wait to get on here & see what everyone was saying about last night's Grin
I knew you lot would be having exactly the same thoughts as I was!

BishopBrennansArse · 10/09/2015 12:14

Just discovered it's only a couple of miles from me. Trying to figure out where now Grin

NicoleWatterson · 10/09/2015 14:34

I loved the plot, it was beautiful.

Palomb · 10/09/2015 15:22

Yeah the only nice thing about it was the plot.

Actually I quite liked the art too.

OddlyLogical · 10/09/2015 19:11

This really summed up most of my thoughts about it!
www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/welsh-homes/12-thoughts-you-watching-last-10017785#ICID=FB-Wales-whatson

He must be completely impossible to live with.

Eve · 10/09/2015 19:14

How do they get planning permission.... A kitchen extension here is a nightmare!

Palomb · 10/09/2015 19:27

They missed of a thought of mine..

He must have shaved his head every single day.

MirandaGoshawk · 10/09/2015 19:32

Yep, I thought that about the planning permission too. And the shaved head like a giant knob

Igneococcus · 10/09/2015 19:39

Elton John, of course, I tried all evening to figure out who the designer reminded me of.

MirandaGoshawk · 11/09/2015 16:10

That designer looked like an unmade bed. Is having twattish glasses compulsory for designers?