Corrie Thread - you know it is bad when the best storyline is about a dog

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Time to start a new thread. Hopefully by the time this one has finished there will have been a terrible disaster and half the current cast will have disappeared.

At least Jazz-hands-Andrea is on her way out. I'd be grateful if she would take a coach-load with her.

Yea some things were better tonight, apart from fizz, argggghh, that's all I can say!

Well yeah Fizz was awful. Are the Teletubbies even around anymore?!

Teletubbies have been on cbeebies in the last few months, my dd really loved them for a while, not so much now thankfully!

The damp patch hasn't got any drier in spite of the humidifier. Surely it can't be left like that.

When are we going to get back all the missed Corrie episodes?

I really hate the way the Corrie characters who are deemed 'good' with children talk to kids in that awful baby voice. Fizz and Tyrone are terrible with it, and Steve who still talks to Amy like she's a 2 year old

I absolutely despise Fizz and Tyrone, I wish John Staoe would come back and murder Fizz. She's such a goody two shoes martyr.

Has anyone heard the latest storyline? Sarah is going to find out she is pregnant and the father is Callum.

Oh no I hadn't heard that...

Neither had I.

I hope it's just speculation (as people would link, rather than post, actual spoilers on this thread).

Oh dear God. If that is true I really despair of the scriptwriters. Total tosh.

Surely not. That baby would be Max's half brother, David's niece/nephew, no relation to Kylie,

But she broke up with Callum ages ago (or does it just seem like ages, because it's a dire scenario and therefore time moves more slowly).

She covered up a PG ages ago, because she was only 13 and deeply in denial (though not up to the point of imminent labour, like Faye). But despite her baby face, Sarah is a grown woman who has had a child and she'd surely notice promptly.

the Trevor Jordach thing in Brookie was a million times better than this Callum thing.

I remember being on the edge of my seat for poor Mandy and the girls.

Did anyone's notice Fizz was talking and Ruby silently held up a

anyone's?? anyone

Lol captain. Do you think Ruby is a Mumsnetter in the making?

Rahh at Fizz's wailing. We have got months and months of this.

im glad someone els as mentioned about steve talking to amy in a baby voice its bloody cringworthy , shes in secondary school ffs, but then i think steve a crap actor anyway, even when hes supposed to be angry he looks like hes about to burst out laughing.(phew glad i got that off my chest)

Two children Angua. So she should notice.

You're right, Nugget

Sorry everyone.

Just catching up on Fridays Corrie. Would a vicar really be able to say the things that he said to Sarah? Promise to keep everything confidential, and that some people need to learn a lesson and the world is better off without them?

I agree, milli*, - that conversation with Billy and Sarah didn't feel at all believable.

It was nice to see a glimpse of the old Todd in Friday's episodes.

Confirmed today that the actor who plays Tony is leaving, so I'm guessing Johnny and Liz will be a couple by Christmas.

As Jason and Tony are both leaving perhaps they will be found guilty of Callum's murder.

Oooo now that would be a good twist, Eddie!

Is Jason leaving??