Corrie Thread - you know it is bad when the best storyline is about a dog

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time to start a new thread. Hopefully by the time this one has finished there will have been a terrible disaster and half the current cast will have disappeared.

At least Jazz-hands-Andrea is on her way out. I'd be grateful if she would take a coach-load with her.

Ruby was lovely..... the way she joined in Happy Biirthday.

Why would Faye need tights to audition for Maria?

DS, (who is 9 and kind of dips in and out of Corrie when we're being a bit slack putting him to bed) said tonight, "But why have they arrested Tracey? They didn't arrest Carla when they thought she'd done it."

See, the plot holes are big enough for little kids to spot them now.

And the poster asking about Carla's hair; she's had that "bronde" thing done hasn't she? So has Tracey. It's very popular around Manchester now, (my DD has it too).

It looks as though Tracey had hers done in Audrey's salon and Carla had hers done in a top class place. Or maybe Carla just washes hers more often.

How can lighting a candle be classed as attempted murder?

I think we need to stage a script writing intervention !

Little Ruby was so adorable! High point of that episode for sure.

What is weird about the eyebrows is that when Alison King was Lynda Block in Dream Team they were exactly the same. That way predates the HD brow thing. She also wasn't as nasally in that.

Why is Robert now trying to say Tracey is innocent... When two days ago he was telling Tracey she had to confess? I thought he was going to walk into Ken's house then and say "actually Ken it's true I'm afraid". Why the u-turn?

I was puzzled by Robert's response. Not long ago he seemed to be threatening to go to the police himself,and now he has completely changed his mind. For a moment I thought I had missed some vital piece of information.

Looking forward to the live episode as I'm hoping there will be a resolution to the Callum/Max/Kylie/David story. It's been fun but really guys, enoughs enough...

Did Robert just want Tracey to make Carla feel ok, but then not tell anyone else? Very weird! But then Robert is pretty weird all round.

Too much going on, causing too much confusion, with half stories and forgotten stories.

Robert has a weird face, very plasticky

I think there's still some big secret behind Robert. He just came into the show with no real backstory, it was all too easy and didn't really make sense. Apart from the whole Sarah Harding fail.

Where is Robert living? Is he still at the Barlow's? What was that about the spiraliser being in the wrong place the other day? Or did I dream about the spiraliser/

Yes the spiraliser was in the crockery cupboard.

Just watched last night's. Roy said at the hospital that Anna could hold the fort at the cafe a bit longer, but in every scene before and after he said it, Anna was in her flat dealing with the Miley situation .

Poor Tim

Why is Gail sorting the home improvements when it's David's house ? Where is Audrey Horseface ?

I'm so bored with it, as myself and others have pointed out, what is the point of Robert begging Tracy to confess and is now going along with everything she is saying, it's bloody tedious, I'm turning it off and going to watch TBBT

It was on but my attention kept wandering. What are the home improvements? Are they converting the garage?

Yeah a bedroom for Gail

Thanks. Which now won't materialise I suppose, because they will give the money to Callum. Grrr

Somewhere I have seen a photo of the Platt's garage with a nice little bow window. Do you think Audrey has kidnapped Lily?

It just gets worse by the episode.

It just feels like a load of child actors, z list celebs and randomers, Robert, Callum, Gandy, Andrea.

If they put Tim with unbearable Anna then I will stop watching completely, I already fast forward through most of it.