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By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

Charlie and baby Matthew are missing. Just no-one has noticed yet. They'll come back in a state like Ian and Cora. Maybe.

They were at the zoo yesterday or so Ronnie said does she not likeher baby enough to go to the zoo

She wanted to hang out with Vincent is the grubby caff instead.

She is nothing but a trollop . Dd thinks Les is on The godmother claudettes payroll and he is getting rid of the bodies through the funeral parlour

Les's "nyaaaaa aaaarrrgggaa uuuuuuiuhhhhh" would be best explained surely by the role-playing of Chewbacca and Princess Leia.

Les as Chewbacca .

Maybe he's into that adult baby stuff???

That would explain why they got such a bad actor for Les, he's the only one willing to dress up as a baby.

Les as chewbacca and claudette as Princess Leia. No. Words.....that's something you can't un-imagine.

I nearly threw something at the TV when Jane and Ian were telling Bobby, "You're a good boy, you're a good boy" after he went for Cindy. He's a psycho, FFS!

It comes to something when Phil Mitchell is looking like a good parent next to Ian and Jane - at least when he thought Ben was guilty, he realised that it would be better for Ben to face up to his crime rather than help him to evade responsibility.

The whole story line is beyond irritating anyway - as if Bobby wouldn't realise what he'd done.

I think you may well be onto something Mrs Jay's daughter. Perhaps Les taking off his tie in order to put on his pinny and get dirty sorting out the body.

Still doesn't explain the trip abroad though maybe they are drug running with the gear stashed in coffins ?

Remember when Tamwar and Jane had a secret? And it turned out they were doing stand-up comedy?

That's it! Les and Claudette have been doing a magic show tour at the First Choice Holiday Villages in Spain.

Les not denying an affair but saying 'It's more complicated than that' to me implies a long-term intimacy between him and Claudette. It can't be anything too risqué before the watershed so I'm sticking with cross-dressing as there's been a few clues about it before now, and he said he needed her 'support' a few weeks ago.

Maybe Les is the Debbie McGee part in the magic act and Claudette is the man.

Ooh I've read digital spy! Cannot wait for the next week or so.

But I will give this away........

Les' s acting is shit!

I reckon that the whole transgender storyline IS for Les and Claudette. However the trans person is Claudette, not Les. I'm not quite sure where the annual holiday fits in with that though!

Yep, next week should be great (also just read DS).

The BBC said they were going to cast someone transgender for a transgender story and as far as I know Ellen Thomas (Claudette) was born a woman. They could have changed their minds, of course.

I was oooing at DS today they updated next week looks good

Off to read DS!

I wonder how next week fits in with Carol leaving.

I've also read something about how Ian ends up meeting Kathy, and it doesn't look like it happens next week.

ve also read something about how Ian ends up meeting Kathy, and it doesn't look like it happens next week.

She's on the front page of this weeks "What's on TV"

I agree. I think there's going to be a near miss where they're near one another but don't actually meet.

The Ian and Kathy reunion episode should be great. They filmed it last Tuesday so we should see it at the end of next month or beginning of October.

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Nicely done Liam!