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EASTENDERS MYSTERIES

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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/08/2015 23:02

By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits Grin

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

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MagpieCursedTea · 08/08/2015 21:19

Just marking my place. I wouldn't be able to keep up with the storylines without this thread!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 08/08/2015 21:48

Didn't think Stacey did sleep with kush

Who is paying for kush and Shabs wedding

We also don't see lily either

Considering it is summer hols I would be worrying that Denny and lily have vanished

And who is looking after Billy's daughter while he is working - tho he never seems to be at the funeral parlour and all thanks people who were in the 100yrs and worked there. no one is ever there

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CrapBag · 08/08/2015 22:24

I didn't think Stacey and Kush slept together. They always seemed to pull away after kissing banging on about how wrong it was and how they shouldn't be doing it. Bit bloody late.

That's bound to come out before the wedding or at the wedding. It won't be a Walford wedding without big drama. And Carmel has made quite a few remarks about how great Stacey is so it's like they are setting it up.

Oh I've got another one. Will Mick start talking in a language we understand? I though a pony was a certain amount of money (£100?) But when the baby shits he keeps banging gonna about a code pony. WTF is he talking about?!

Agree with Sonia's dress sense. Will Tina start dressing like an adult?

BlueThursday · 08/08/2015 22:24

I'd imagine Carmel is gifting them a good bit for the wedding; she's just given kush money for their new place.

And the answer to the rest of your points is cupboards - each and every one of them in cupboards Grin

RedCrayons · 08/08/2015 22:27

Shabnam has her inheritance.

MissWimpyDimple · 08/08/2015 22:32

Shabnam already said she is spending the inheritance on the wedding.

Dinosaursdontgrowontrees · 08/08/2015 22:36

crapbag with regards to micks cockney slang.. a pony (money) is £25.
A pony and trap (often just called an pony) is rhyming slang for crap. Hope that helps!

CrapBag · 08/08/2015 22:49

Oh yeah £100 may be a monkey.

I wish he would just speak fucking English! Grin

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Blondeshavemorefun · 08/08/2015 23:58

Oh the inheritance. Forgot about what

Why doesn't she put a deposit down on a place then - rather the kush say he's found a small place but will be theirs - rather then live with Carmel

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differentnameforthis · 09/08/2015 08:54

Where is Stacey's new flat?

RedCrayons · 09/08/2015 09:09

Its a pop up flat that only exists when people need somewhere to live. Like the house that Phil lives in just suddenly appeared on the square. It will disappear when no one lives there, like Kat and Alfie's flat.

Why does Shabnam not move in with Kush?

Eminybob · 09/08/2015 09:18

Where does Kush live? Have we ever seen his place?

Cora is living in the community centre is she not?

Why does no one ever get sent down for their crimes in Eastenders? Apart from Stacey, eventually, then all of a sudden she was back out again.
And poor Dot, still in prison for something she didn't really do.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 09/08/2015 09:22

Shabs and Kush living with Carmel would be good.
She lives (IIRC in Chigwell or round that area)
Walford / Albert Square is right on top of the station and Chigwell is well served by the Central Line .

Kush could get to his stall (when he CBA on the occasion day they rock up for work) and Shabs (who is a qualified Pharmacist I think) could get away from Carmel by getting a position in the nearest Pharmacy.

And on the "Questions" :

Why is 'Blades' chokka and having to turn away customers while 'Booty' went out of business.

Why is 'The Arfy Bargy' boarded up (who doesn't love a RubyMurray when theu fall out of the pub?
'Marsala Masood' only opens day time.

Who's running the chippie?
Ian's at his new resturant. Billy's at the Cokers.
How does Ian's new venture stay afloat?

DuckyDuckyGoose · 09/08/2015 09:43

I think Les is a crossdresser and Claudette has been supporting him.

It would explain why he started to strip off when he got to Claudette's house (When he left his tie)

RedCrayons · 09/08/2015 09:59

who lives where go to the end of thread for latest update.

notquitehuman · 09/08/2015 17:03

Why hasn't the pub become a Wetherspoons or upmarket London gastropub with £9.50 sandwiches?

Why haven't the the residents been affected by benefit cuts etc? Carole, for example, seems to support a whole brood of kids from occasional shifts at the caff.

Why is there no Tesco Metro?

Why haven't the hipsters invaded this area of east London yet?

Jasonandyawegunorts · 09/08/2015 17:22

Good time to ask.... What is a hipster?

LoveVintage · 09/08/2015 17:43

Jason it seems to involve enormous bushy beards and always wearing a pork pie hat indoors.

LovelyFriend · 09/08/2015 18:29

Why does no one use reusable shopping bags?

Why does everyone eat white sliced bread?

stayanotherday · 09/08/2015 21:11

Why don't they have a washing machine? Why do the businesses always get sold between the Beales/Mitchells/Brannings? How can they just walk into each others unlocked houses in London? Why do they all work on the square? Why are they skint and yet always in the pub and cafe? Why don't they use supermarkets and go other places much outside the square? When they move into a new place it's always instantly furnished and yet they leave with a suitcase? I stopped watching because it's unrealistic.

SuperFlyHigh · 09/08/2015 21:53

why does Shabs keep on sighing generally and shoving her headscarf back on when her fiancé comes in?

when is Ben going to be revealed as Lucy's killer?

SuperFlyHigh · 09/08/2015 21:54

EminyBob I think we've seen the doorway to Kush's flat/hovel - I think it's near the market and where Shabs went when she first shagged him.

CrapBag · 09/08/2015 22:01

Ben? Bobby is the killer.

I'm guessing Shabs will let Kush see her head uncovered when they are married. It's a modesty thing with some Muslim women. It didn't sop her snagging him though.

Who is running the launderette? That's the big question. Is Mr Oppodopolous actually running it himself? Have we ever actually seen him?

CrapBag · 09/08/2015 22:02

stop her shagging

RedCrayons · 09/08/2015 22:26

I wondered why Shabnam covered her head when Kush walked in. Firstly there was no one else There but even so tamwar and her dad Arent that bothered by it anyway,Zainab never wore a scarf. Plus, she's pregnant, so the horse has well and truly bolted on the modesty front.

I'd forgotten about the laundrette. Didn't Cora work there as well as Dot? Is it closed?