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Blondeshavemorefun · 07/08/2015 23:02

By the end of this thread will

Will Kathy be back?

What is les and massive tits claudette secret

Gbp is still in matching mummy outfits Grin

Will Shabs have her baby?

Any more kids in the kiddi cupboard .........

Will Ben pop back out

Will Lola come back

Who will the cross dresser be

Sure there are more things we need to know

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Mrsjayy · 24/09/2015 20:41

Meh Jane Meh Ronnie infact meh to the lot of them atm might need an EE break and just catch up on here

Mrsjayy · 24/09/2015 20:46

Oh and Sonia told everybody about tina moved her in and couldnt tell Robbie meh

Fakebook · 24/09/2015 21:14

Jane lying in court that she slept with Max Confused...how can this even happen? Its so confusing I can't even write about it.

AGnu · 24/09/2015 21:43

I was telling DH all the way through that Jane was going to lie about having an affair with Max. He didn't believe me! Grin

I assume Charlie is either dead or severely beaten & they don't want him identified. Hopefully Roxy will call the hospital because there's only one in London & help them identify the mystery man. I don't want Charlie to have died. Yes, he was somewhat on the pathetic side but he didn't deserve to be killed for trying to be a good dad! Anyone else wonder if they dragged him back in today to film extra scenes after seeing we weren't impressed? Would explain his sudden tan!

Talking of dads being killed... Can anyone remember the storyline where Patrick's son Paul had a child? I have a vague memory of it but can't remember anything more. Surely if Paul was dead but had a child then Patrick would want to be involved with said child!

Robbie cross-dressing?! Shock Please no! I have surprisingly little interest in why Robbie's reappeared.

bleedingheart · 24/09/2015 22:16

I think they want us to think Charlie is dead but I hope he isn't.

Did Jane and Ian know about Max and Lucy's relationship before Lucy died? Marcus referred to it tonight as though they did. I can't remember the chronology!

I really hate the Vincent/Ronnie relationship. Like I keep saying, a few weeks ago they were fighting and blackmailing each other and now they're lovers and partners in crime!

Mrsjayy · 24/09/2015 22:22

They found out afterwards about Max and Lucy cant remember when (maybe live week) or how. I hope charlie isnt dead and Roxy grasses on Ronnie

bleedingheart · 24/09/2015 22:33

Thanks MrsJ, I thought so! I seemed to remember Ian & Peter going for him.

CrapBag · 24/09/2015 22:55

How on earth is anyone supposed to believe Jane's sock and bull story? Why wouldn't she have mentioned that she was Max's alibi when he was arrested and why wouldn't Max have mentioned it when he was questioned! Obviously we know Jane is lying but does she seriously think slipping this in now is going to get Max off. Clearly the prosecution is going to have a field day with this!

Poor Charlie. He just wanted to be a dad, and has been more since Ronnie was in a coma. It's downright cruel if they've done anything to him. One of the few people who,will actually stand up to Ronnie.

Mrsjayy · 24/09/2015 23:12

I really wanted to see kim tuck into her chicken watching it all

AGnu · 24/09/2015 23:29

Ian found out about Max & Lucy on the day of her funeral, I think. Either Lauren or Abi told Max to stay away but somehow he ended up stepping in for Peter as a pallbearer & Ian freaked out.

I guess Jane's going to say she begged Max to keep quiet about it & he's such a decent bloke that he was prepared to go to prison to avoid Ian being hurt by his sexy antics again... I'd be stunned if anyone believed it though. Perhaps they will & Max will get sent down for withholding evidence/wasting police time & Jane will get off with a warning.

I'm beginning to feel like the writers need to spend a little less time with their heads in Walford & a little more time in the real world remembering how normal people act... Might make the storylines more believable!

DieselSpillages · 25/09/2015 07:03

That poor new kid.. how many times did Robbie scoop him up and rush him off whilst making a strange noise ? !

LineyReborn · 25/09/2015 07:37

How bizarre EE has become. I agree with you, AGnu, the writers have somehow left the planet. It's all about as humanly realistic as the Singing Ringing Tree.

PollysHoliday · 25/09/2015 08:02

I love Kim, she makes me smile every time she's on the screen. Why, why would Vincent be cheating on her with sour, conniving Ronnie? I want to see more of Pearl too. Vincent didn't need to bribe the judges, Pearl would win any bonnie baby competition.

Jasonandyawegunorts · 25/09/2015 08:04

How bizarre EE has become.

You think it's bad now, next week the walford swimming pool has a radiation leak and one long time resident gets superpowers as a result.

Jasonandyawegunorts · 25/09/2015 08:10

Why has Denise never been a suspect or questioned?

LineyReborn · 25/09/2015 08:20

Jason Does Robbie Jackson become Neanderthal Cross-Dressing Man?

SheHasAWildHeart · 25/09/2015 10:26

If you were the jury...

Max

  • never told police he saw Lucy on the day she died and that he helped her take the drunk man home, never thought to mention it once
  • never told the police he was wth Jane that night and therefore has an alibi
  • never told police about his fight with Lucy and the blood in the car lot

Jane

  • never told the police she was with Max that night (she was seeing Masood who she is no longer with, so why wouldn't she mention that she was with Max on the night of the murder?)

All these lies would make me suspicious, not enough to put Max in jail for murder. But enough to know that something dodgy was going on.
And is Jane going to carry on this façade? Everyone in Walford knows the types of girls Max goes for, and it def isn't Jane type. Now Jane will confess the truth to Max and he'll be another person who knows.

CrapBag · 25/09/2015 10:57

There is probably enough for reasonable doubt but it's going to put the spotlight well and truly on Jane because people are going to question why on earth the step mother of the murdered girl would give a false alibi. They will either come to the conclusion that it was her or she is covering for the real killer and there are very very few people she would do that for.

BlueThursday · 25/09/2015 11:29

Just popped into my head again, I meant to post at the time

Kim saying to Vincent that GBP would be the next Naomi Campbell - wee in joke there Smile

SheHasAWildHeart · 25/09/2015 15:00

EE likes in-jokes at the moment, like when Martin dreamt he was being attacked by an avocado :)

MarkingMyPlace9 · 25/09/2015 15:12

Does anyone else think Whitney has had Her Lips done? Or was it just Make Up?

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Blondeshavemorefun · 25/09/2015 16:35

so robbie has a child that we didnt know of Hmm

janes alibi was silly and noticed they call marcus by his false name in court, not mr christie

sure he wont be dead but why throw away his wallet, and unless buried in dots house , surely someone would have seen the 3 of them come out of the house either covered in blood or over vincents shoulder, making us belive there was blood hence his chnage of clothes

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ArtfulPuss · 26/09/2015 08:17

The wardrobe department have taken Sharon's billowy tops to another level, one apparently involving deck chairs. On the other hand, I approve of Carol's skinny jeans + boots, and Roxy's hair suits her up.

Dean burning her was obviously deliberate; am guessing there's more to come. Poor Roxy - she's so conditioned to being controlled by Ronnie (and desperate to prove that she can make her 'own decisions') that she'll put up with it from Dean too. Hope Linda works out what's going on and the pair of them team up.

Fakebook · 26/09/2015 09:17

It was funny, I was thinking that the man in the jury looked like a thin Phil for the past few days and then they come face to face Grin. The story is just completely unbelievable now. Why on earth would you threaten the jury? How bloody stupid.

I think Dean is going to start abusing roxy now very subtly. It was really scary how he did it.

robbie and his whooshing up his kid and running like a penguin in almost every scene on Thursday had me in fits. I wish Harry Hill's TV Bubble was still on, it was taking the piss material Grin

MagpieCursedTea · 26/09/2015 11:12

Just caught up on this week's episodes. I'm so confused, there's just so much silliness going on!