Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XX....

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
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Glad your mum's radiotherapy is going ok kelly.

Off to bed now, Rupert having rubbed my special nighttime moisturiser 'Lotion de Lard' into my neck (woof was right - those stretch marks are a right bugger).

Morning
Crikey it's warm this morning!

Loved the latest chapter woof

Hope spo gets writing again too.

Back to work today as I need to conserve my holidays. Still it's only one day. My voice has come back as well. Raining here so I don't mind going into the office I suppose.

Loving the secret vices thread on here, my life is very tame by comparison.

Morning one and all! Thank you most heartily for your kind messages and reviews etc for the latest Tour chapter, especially for indulging my not-so-flattering descriptions. Of course I know orph very well so felt my description of her was somewhat restrained to the reality, so she can continue with remaining anonymous on the streets of London for as long as possible.

pix I like the vices thread too, although masturbating when working from home was maybe a tad too much information when eating my coco pops. Incidentally, The Wurzels were just on the Chris Evans show from Glastonbury. Aah yes those memories of orphs haystack search just keep on coming back, like a gagging reflex

Hi all. Last night I had a look back at one of your threads from Jan time (as you do) and someone called outin had sent a couple of posts (I think she was one of the crew on OG) and she'd posted a behind the scenes photo that people loved. The pic had been withdrawn so I couldn't see anything. Does anyone know which one I'm on about? ice do you know?

I had a quick look at the vices thread. Suppose I should go on there an confess to this same as yesterday on the over-invested in a TV couple thread. A couple of people mentioned Jeremy Kyle and it brought back past memories of one face-to-face meeting followed by many, many pestering sales phone calls from a young man by the name of Jeremy Kyle - Yes it was him and it's absolutely no surprise to me that he ended up on TV doing what he's doing. He was such a nuisance and so hard to get rid of that the receptionist who put through the calls used to say "It's that awful Jeremy Kyle again shall I say you're out!". Yes, I was frequently out or at meetings.

ditto rhu - Jeremy Kyle very annoying, but I like to tune into his show sometimes to see if I can spot any or orphs relatives arguing over who stole Gran's funeral money again

Yes kelly , I think outin was one of the back room staff on location and posted some fab pics at the time. ice had contact with her but I think her inside knowledge was too risky to the confidentiality contract shed signed, so she had to go back to lurking. Shame. ice probably has more insider info.

That vices thread is hilarious... frozen kebabs, masturbating with alka seltzer, logging onto MILs facebook...

I missed the masturbating with an alka seltzer, that sounds umm very involved to set up. I imagine the pay off must be worth it.

Thanks woof, yip everyone sounded so excited when they thought she might know BA. . Hopefully ice will know which pic I'm on about.

How's the Audi going,woof? I got excited passing an Audi garage yesterday as DH was dropping his car off at the Honda one next door. My theory is: Audi car has to be a CJ car.

Ooh Dancey trust you to list ALL your vices in one go...

True kelly defo a CJ car but his is probably a bit cleaner and tidier inside than my Audi. You wipe your feet AFTER stepping out of my car, it makes a skip on a travellers campsite seem hygienic. Three footballing DSs and a dog don't make for clean upholstery or foot wells

I'm thinking CJ would be a black Audi man and a bit OCD about keeping it well groomed, just like himself don't you think kel ? He'd defo be an automatic gearbox man so he could cruise one-handed whilst the other arm is all rolled-up-sleeve-loveliness draped out of the window with a very big watch on the wrist. Hmm, just a thought crosses legs together wistfully

orphan, mooj enjoyed all four of Hazel Osmond's books, sat in the garden yesterday and finished Who's Afraid of Mr Wolfe? thoroughly good read, bonus the author based Jack on Richard A .

I think I'm getting a hot flush!! Yup agree with all of the above. I wonder what the garage manager would say if they caught me having had a sleepover in a A8 quattro the night before with a CJ cardboard cut out in the front seat. (CJ would be frayed round the edges a bit )

Morning just catching up, fab chapter woof what a great start to the day. Made it over the pond despite the great British road system (had to nod to your first sentence) snarl up on m25 = very close shave. 92f and everything is large, (everything on show that is!) including all the forearms, but not in a good way for once I am feeling on the smallish side

Kelly I think your sleepover comment belongs on the secret vices thread!

Woofy I did not confess to eating frozen kebabs!

Seriously though I didn't read any CJ-related lustful meanderings on there... is anyone going to oblige?

Or did we all change our user names and confess to other vices?

Or worse, just read and come back here to giggle, like I did!

Thanks dizzy lucky you on the other side of the pond, I'm always stuck in the swamp like world that is the M4 junctions 7-13, total pits. I always enjoy the U.S. as its the only country I appear waif like in comparison to other citizens

Just had a thought kel my DH is on about getting an R8 all the time, but Christian Grey or CJ he certainly ain't - might gonna need to borrow your cardboard cutout for any trips to Lidl in the future or maybe cherries CJ on a stick (probably a bit small being only handbag sized). Otherwise might have to dust off the ol' blowup suit as long as there's no punctures...

I should think not Dancey frozen kebabs are a step too far in my book bearing in mind it's a very big book And I've just tried the Alka seltzer thing and can confirm it certainly does make the earth move...repeatedly...but then again it was Matthias who was administering it, does that count as masturbation?

Kelly and woof - I've always thought CJ would have an Audi too, either that or a black Range Rover. Not considered the automatic aspect but you could well be right.

When we were down in Cobham earlier in the week, I was very tempted to suggest a detour one day to Sandhurst. Just for research purposes you know. Decided against it as my friend had no idea at all of my penchant for all things OG. It was bad enough having the reason ready on the tip of my tongue for meeting Nickel!!

Kel outin was one of the crew, but the photos were taken down cos they were private ones (and caused a complete hoo ha at one point on the original fb page, best not go there again!!). Think it was all to do with the confidentiality clauses they have to sign. She had to go back to lurking :(

Will have to look at this secret vices thread but am too busy looking for my alka seltzers.

kelly I drive an Audi A4 and keep a handy picnic rug and duct tape in the boot just in case I meet CJ and can persuade him to enjoy an alfresco getting to know one another session.

Should really have CJ here to rub me all over with a cold flannel cool me down, but in his absence will have to retreat into my imaginary world did wonder who that might be on the vices thread??!!) that thread is hilarious and worrying in equal parts Love Audis, fully agree kelly, sales would surely shoot up if they came equipped with full-size CJ cutout, bendy tanned forearm casually draped out of window.

I love how the vices are split between copious sex, drugs and sidebar of shame.