Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XX....

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
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If we're throwing our African bush credentials into the ring I'll have you know I'm a qualified safari guide and well versed in the acquisition and removal of Kenyan grime. I am on hand to be CJ's personal tour guide whilst on location, and I'm very hands on.

Hmm pix I'm liking the sound of throwing your bush into the ring - you too may make it onto my cast list for the spin off with such alternative options to the norm. BBC4 may go for the more depraved in depth character standpoint.

Yes indeed orph I've decided to toss aside those tacky under-the-counter bargain bucket "dramas" we used to make and go more upmarket and learned in my approach. I will need CJ and AT to be naked simply for the dramatic film noire requirements of the script, so it will be absolutely necessary for me to be present when tan gives them both a full body wax and then we can run through their lines and re-enact the threesome in scenes 3,4,5,6 & 7 so they know their positions cues.

I really must do some work but liking the idea of scenes 3.4,5,6&7

Tan you may observe the rehearsals of scenes 3,4,5,6 & 7 in your professional capacity, ensuring that you've waxed everything that's possibly on view at certain/all angles, because I shall probably be too busy underneath them making changes to the script so there's more of the same in scenes 8,9 & 10.

I've been to Longleat and West Midlands Safari Park does that qualify me for anything - apart from possibly accepting fees at the entrance booth?

I'm bringing the African Grime [

Depends if you know how to handle an angry/jealous/diarrohea riddled elephant, Rhu , coz orph I'm sure will be fuming

ice your expertise will be required once Tans done her work - we want scenes to look real after all if it's BBC4

I can put up a tent ... any good? Pretty sure I can help with the camp bed erecting and testing.

I'm sure CJ and AT will be more than happy to have you help with erecting their tents Nick but there'll be no use for camp beds as most scenes take place in the watering hole that orph has sucked dry, hence the naked mud wrestling (with extra mud/dust/grime administered by ice )

And then in scene 11 pix will throw her bush into the ring and we'll have happy endings all round

I'll just help with the erecting then, I'm not fussy!

What a trooper you are Nick , just happy to do your bit

I don't think my bush and I can wait out until scene 11

Well according to the script pix the ring will be by no means ready to take your bush UNTIL scene 11. Any introduction prior to, say, scene 9 will mean certain disappointment for both the ring and your bush.

Maybe we could draw on Rhus experience at Longleat to see if the ring could be made ready for you to throw in your bush any earlier pix , say with some essential oils and a very probing third finger massage

Oh ladies I'm feeling mightily left out, are there any other parts roles up for grabs in the production team for 'CJ & AT go into the Bush'? I'm quite good with wardrobe malfunctions, if in doubt would advise going natural native.

Talking of probing woof had a phone engineer here this afternoon complete with low slungs (but not in a good way) and a bag full of instruments - been probing my wiring for a good couple of hours Never knew call outs could be so enlightening.

Dizzy you're hired as Head of Probing on set

...and The Ring is your first assignment in preparation for pix throwing in her bush

It will be my absolute pleasure to instruct the major and the captain in the ancient art of pleasurable probing

Saw an amazing film on DVD this afternoon. Testament of Youth. A few examples of pretty delicious totty-Jonny Bailey(BAs friend in RL), Taron Egerton and Kit Harrington. Nice romances, scenes of war etc. Brilliantly portrayed as well by Alicia Vikander. Seeing as I may be robbed of CJ/MD kissing scenes, I just squint my eyes at any scenes like that and pretend its them! Esp when I watch FSOG

All I can say is watch out for the elephant on heat, who with one massive trumpet and no, I'm not talking about Rupert's credentials but rather my well documented digestive problems will charge and possibly sit on CJ. I can assure you, it would be quite some time before he'd work his way out from inside under me.

Sorry kelly it's a no to Kit Harrington, he of the wet look perm. Will have to idly google the other two.

Have you seen the pic of Jamie Dornan's body double for FSOG? I read how he's not putting the film on his CV cos he wants to be taken seriously. He's rather gorgeous though and I'd certainly take him, seriously or not.

orph Kit H wasn't so nice but had a nice sounding voice but Jonny Bailey hubba hubba. He was in American Psycho with BA. Reading earlier, I totes agree with your potential plot for OG, yes it would be great to portray BA as married to Molly as already. You could imagine all the things she's been doing to him! Still sulking a bit though. I'm even wearing a plaid shirt today too.