Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XX....

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Our Girl Fan Fiction found here

orph I hope it's the watering hole where the hippos are lurking underwater...

How long can hippos stay underwater woof? I'm thinking the best view will be below the water line. ..

For as long as it takes orph , for as long as it takes

Wondering if there could be a spin off series: CJ and AT's Adventures in the Bush? I'll volunteer to be their guide.

Unfortunately for you orph it's the watering hole that's banned to all elephants and is for exclusive watering of hippos only. Such a shame for you, but I'll report back on the outcome of the naked wrestling in full and minute detail don't worry.

CJ and AT's Adventures in the Bush is surely woofs next literature masterpiece

If there's a highbrow spin off of orphs spin off on BBC4 called Big Poshboy Game Hunters in the Magnificently Tended Bush I'd like to be a very hands on creative director and makeshift stand-in for all love scenes please.

Tee hee ice plenty of material for those kinds of bush adventures I feel

Ah but you see the elephant comes charging down to the banned watering hole and with one mighty suck drains the water, revealing AT and CJ in all their naked glory. Overwhelmed by the sheer glory of the magnificent beast, they take turns riding it and comparing trunks

orph you crack me up...everybody knows what hippos do in their watering holes so I hope you've packed some elephant strength Imodium Plus when you've finished guzzling. Whilst you quickly find a tree to squat behind I shall keep CJ and AT entertained with some impromptu ballet lessons a la Fantasia. I'm sure they'll both look mighty fine in white tights and leotard

I go and do a little abit of work and come to waterholes,mud wrestling and both in combats...love it! Defo prefer the naked option but that just me!!
Just so you know I have a sunbed place,hence my name, so I get to see a a lot and I mean a lot plus the shop is round the corner from the army careers office...combats pass all the time

Tan where do you live? I'm packing the Mini Metro as we speak

Haha Bangor North Wales!!

Can you imagine giving a serving Captain CJ lookalike a back, sac & crack and actually being paid to do it? I'm in the wrong job. Any vacancies tan ?

Ahaa a RL sheep shagging daffodil munching leekie is amongst us hurrah! Somewhere else for CJ to take in on his next Tour stopover and get a free body wax in the bargain. You could sell his removed hairs on eBay tan

Afraid not....job taken....by ME!!

Pubes would obvs be more of a bestseller...

Hate to burst your bubble but not Welsh by birth,born Chester,grew up in Cape Town SA and then Swaziland then to freezing cold Wales! Hence sunbeds to keep me warm...love the sun

Damn and blast your entrepreneurial experience tan, perhaps I could just sweep up any Armed Forces loose hair on a voluntary basis, stuff a few cushions and sell them on at the MN AGM

You sure cjwoofwoof......some bodies don't hold the promise they do clothed that all I can say

So actually tan you're the most experienced among us when it comes to African AND Bush. I may have a role for you in my highbrow spin off of orphs spin off if BBC4 give it the thumbs up. I need someone who knows their bush inside and out with good African knowledge to boot.

Lol x experienced in bush maybe but don't do so much anymore...have minions! As to African yes defo but left there 30 years ago now,have experience in combats,was a sgt in TA

Woofy you are on top form this morning! I salute you...

Quite frankly, I'm surprised you're going high brow woof but I suppose there's a first time for everything. In my unashamedly low brow pay per view channel, Adventures in the Bush, AT and CJ will go deeper into the Bush than ever before and may never re emerge

You ladies are cracking me up! Am supposed to work. Now I remember why I detoxed a couple of months back. Sophisticated silliness?? A la Fantasia? Clean Dirt? Army hair pillows?? Omg...