Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XX....

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

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Don't worry kelly I'm still sulking too. Not even rummaging in woof's back catalogue and watching her in Carry On Take It All Off ,where she played the owner of a waxing salon specialising in male bikini waxes, has cheered me up. Even the scene where she gives Bernard Bresslaw a Hollywood didn't do the trick though the trick she does with the wax is eye watering

Oh yes orph Peter James Grey should be the new Captain in the MN OG S2 to BAs Major James. Absolute top totty find there orph, finally redeeming yourself following the comedic madness that was the other PG

He has an aura of dear Oliver don't you think?

PS I'm still sulking

Oh my just reading thru today's thread! Hilarious
Woof any chance you could be TG sidekick for S2???

Oi, hands off woof. I found him first. Finders keepers. But yes, he'd be very easy on the eye in low slung combats. Shall I audition him and put him through his paces?

Watching the kids playing football, they took great delight in nominating me ball lady. Just wondering if that would come in useful in Kenya?

I think you could be trampled underfoot for that job nickel.

Some should be in charge of looking after all the balls nickel I think you'd be a great ball lady

Peter James Grey?? What's he been on before?

I was nearly blinded earlier. Someone put a picture of CJ next to MK and it looked so wrong . TG better not be making them a couple!

If you wouldn't mind auditioning him orph that would be great, then pass him onto Nick for a ball roll, followed by Dizzy for a good probe. I'd do it myself but have my hands full in the mud with CJ and AT at the watering hole. Might gonna need to call Scott and Stonebridge to pull me further in out of all the filth that's going on down there here

kelly he's the Jamie Dornan's body double. I think it was buttocks in particular. Not seen the film, so wouldn't know if he did a good job.

Yep, woof I'll devise some strenuous tasks for his audition. I assume we're looking for stamina, vigour, flexibility and a filthy mind?

He's got rather probing eyes hasn't he? They sort of bore right into you. Promising for his audition.

As probe director probing eyes are a great start, though of course his audition should check all his probes are fully functioning and in tip top condition..

As probe director probing eyes are a great start, though of course his audition should check all his probes are fully functioning and in tip top condition..

Nothing like a double probe post!

I've seen 50SOG film and I do recall a mighty fine derrière but feel somewhat short changed now I know it wasn't actually JDs botty. Now I've seen PJG I'd have been happy to see his face and other bits and pieces in the film too. Let's hope it's not only his eyes that are good at probing. I'm sure Dizzy will report back once her work is done.

Can I volunteer my services for a probe in the bush? I have no useful skills to speak of, but I'm sure I could do something of use. Actually, my knees are still in full working order, so could help with anything our main men needed at waist level or below. Checking the consistency of the waxing job maybe?

Yes we're looking for all of those attributes on the casting couch orph but mainly finding him not too fussy in the age/looks/size/flab/cellulite dept would help enormously

Ooh good idea jen you've got younger knees than some of us so you can be Head of Heads so to speak

The Sausage is doing the cbeebies bedtime story!

Excellent news woof I'll get working on my knee endurance when CJ visits me in July

Been packing nearly all day, does anybody else's DFam just throw a few things together, turn up for the off and enjoy the holiday...it usually takes me a couple of days just to unwind from endless organising. Still just the kitchen sink to go and my work here is done ....

well good evening one and all....back from a prolonged stint in the real world and well and truly ready for a hefty dose of the smut filled fantasy land of OG and skimming back through your exploits in my absence you have well and truly put some bloody effort in.....its nice to be back lovely ladies of the collective x

Anyone watchingThe Syndicate really enjoying it

ice I'm watching it and DH and I are planning what we would spend our lottery win on! In our dreams!!!

So much FF, I need an early night :)