Who will be the Golden Boy/Girl? Eurovision results thread

[SuffolkNWhat]

Here we are!

Fucking hell people of Europe (and not Europe pretending to be): what are you doing voting for Russia?

I fear an international incident coming on between the UK and Australia.

Headphone woman is doing better than the UK.

For a small fee you can all come round tomorrow & chuck stuff at dp bloody Aussies

(Nearly) everyone is doing better than the UK as usual

This should be over in 5 minutes according to my tv planner. Highly unlikely.

I did say that the UK entry was a load of old shite.

Why does the UK even bother? We apparently pay a shed load of money into it as well !

Who did we vote for then?

There's no need for the UK to do well, they get automatic entry anyway.

Bet the aussies feel guilty now

Bet they don't

I think the UK should ban ourselves.

Russia have just killed Georgia for not voting for them

They will be loving beating us

Oooh

Russia will be invading Lithuania in the morning.

Yep, I think Russia have pressed the big red button...

She's moving too much for that dress.

Beating us in Eurovision is the default position for pretty much every country. We don't even have any friends who'll vote for us no matter what drivel we enter.

Next year we'll probably get nil points due to the government's plans to spend the next year pissing off the whole of the EU.

Is this the milk maid from last year?

Now, who do we want to win? A homophobic guy or a homophobic, racist dictator?

Russia should do well here.

Now, who do we want to win? A homophobic guy or a homophobic, racist dictator?

Erm - Italy? but I guess that is unlikely

I like our song and the crowd loved it. We should be doing better....

I know the voting does not reflect musical quality...