Who will be the Golden Boy/Girl? Eurovision results thread

[SuffolkNWhat]

Here we are!

Where the hell is Sark? What is Sark?

That's a thought. Who can our crown dependencies vote for?

But Iceland are across the ocean and then they have vikings.

Luxembourg - they are small too.

Sark is a teeny tiny channel island. I think the only form of traffic allowed is tractors.

Sark sounds like fun.

I used to have a boyfriend who holidayed in Sark every year.

Well ladies tonight has been disappointing but once we have carried out our plan of invading all small European countries we will do better next year

I don't see why Iceland would be any harder to take than Malta.

Sweden takes the crown. Pleased with the result.

HarryLime yes.

Can we get Australia thrown out of the Commonwealth too? NZ are much better.

Harry, we will invade both, if they get a vote we are taking them over!

Icelanders are rock hard. You wouldn't take Björk down easily.

Oh well. My service manager lost her money but I did tell her as well to bet on the UK getting more than zero and less than ten.

I think you can safely invade Poland, Latvia, Slovakia seeing as most of their populations are already here anyway. They might even help you out to invade their own countries.

Actually Malta voted for us anyway - maybe we should leave them alone.

Do you think Ireland and Malta could be persuaded to join our campaign to invade small Eurovision countries?

Jersey, Guernsey, Alderney, Sark. Perhaps the Isle of Man could take part next year.

The scots will invade Iceland. They have geothermal power and fish

Off to Malmo again?

We need small countries, strategically situated so we can have the neighbouring vote as well.

Never mind building bridges, I think ours with Australia has been broken...

I do think this has not played into Cameron's hands, so that's some small consolation.

I think Uppsala.

Isn't Uppsala in Finland?