Who will be the Golden Boy/Girl? Eurovision results thread

[SuffolkNWhat]

Here we are!

I've been to Moldova once. I wet the bed after eating too many watermelons. I was 4.

We ought to let North Korea host it next year. And all the judges have to be sat there next to Kim King-un and be really impartial.

Latvia and Estonia are doing surprisingly well.

Latvia getting nuked tomorrow for incorrect voting

Australia aren't going to win then.

It's like being told off by your parents.

I can barely read the numbers- why can't they make the screen fullsize?

Except that music clearly doesn't come before politics in 90% of the voting.

Belgium is doing surprisingly well. Serbia isn't doing well at all.

I've just switched off the red button & I can see it now.

As I predicted. 12 points to Montenegro from Serbia.

Countries next to each other vote for each other, which leaves us a bit screwed for votes. That and the shit song of course.

Did they borrow their broadband from BT?

I didn't realise this had anything to do with music?

Putin switched off her phones.

"Dress down Saturday!"

Maybe Estonia and Portugal didn't vote for Russia and were cut off....

Of course countries next to each other vote for each other- they usually share their artists, so know the artists and will vote for them. And the artists are often already established also.

They've covered a lot of the countries that are afraid Putin will invade vote for Russia already. Western Europe votes very differently.

It's hilarious that Australia could be in the top 5. I'm very surprised that Austria have no votes yet.

Urgh we are not going to do well at all

Ha! France is doing better than the UK!

Has everyone gone to sleep?

All the Latvians in Ireland have voted for Latvia.

Latvia?